andrew's definitions

bass clarinet

100 million times better than the clarinet. Looks like a saxaphone, but better. A heavy instrument that requires harness or neckstrap. reletive of the clarinet.

boy 1: i play the bass clarinet
boy 2:i play the clarinet
boy 1:your'e gay

by andrew August 10, 2004

slithered

to get fucked up, crunk,or trashed etc

Man, right after I get off work I'm swingin' by the bo.de.ga and pickin' up a fifth a' some Takka an' gettin' slithered.

by andrew May 21, 2004

slam

To fall while skateboarding.

"I tried to ollie up to the bench but my back foot slipped and I slammed."

by Andrew July 2, 2004

smebbin

drunk drivin

i was smebbin through the park one day

by andrew December 4, 2003

sorostitute

a member of a sorotity who uses her "feminine wilds" to enslave her gender of choice for random gifts, trips to exotic travel locations, rides in fancy cars or money

Everyone in that house is a sorostitute, they all turn tricks for this or that. One even did it with a coworker for a free turkey sub with mayo from Subway... shame it was free as a perk of the job to begin with.

by Andrew March 31, 2005

Ron Warwick

Proficient at counter strike, the a Ron Warwick hugs it's prey into submission.

"Women want me and men want to be me."-Ron

by Andrew February 24, 2004

Mooncricket

Derogotory term for "colored people". Basically the same as saying Nigger

Dude...look at those mooncrickets in that back alley playing dice.

by Andrew September 27, 2004