Ass Bread

A long, sticky gooey crap that takes forever to get out of you anus and requires about half a roll of toilet paper to wipe up afterwards (in may even require a re-wipe later). It has the consistency and texture of Play-Doh being pumped out of that extruder thing-a-ma-jig. Ass bread makes you want to never take a shit again. Ass bread is the antithesis of Ass Nuggets and Ass Potatoes.
I was at a bar talking with this really hot chick when I had to take a dump. Wouldn't you know, it turned out to be the worst load of ass bread I've ever had. Why couldn't it have been just a few ass nuggets or potatoes?!I was gone so long when I finally got done she had left. Damn I HATE ass bread!
by Andrew June 18, 2006
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Universal Records

A so called record company who just recently kicked out the best band in the world known as Mushroomhead. They claimed they tried everthing but they didn't do shit compared to Nelly and all the other rap and pop shit. Mushroomhead will move on with all the support and love us Mushroomhead fans have for them. Live long Mushroomhead. NEVER LET IT GO!!!!
Universal is crap they threw out Mushroomhead because they are blind and deaf and can't see how a awesome band Mushroomhead really is.
by Andrew July 20, 2004
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MPb

Common short hand for MillionairePlayboy.com, a pop culture magazine.

MillionairePlayboy.com is a long title to type out each time someone talks about it.
The guys over at MPb have pics of the new Minimates
by Andrew July 01, 2004
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brezze

bitch or a person you dislike very much with a desire
that motherfucker is a brezze
by andrew March 17, 2005
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porker

Dumbass Steven, he's such a fucking porker.
by Andrew May 07, 2003
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got hax?

this can be interpritaed in two ways. one signifying a person is hacking.. or sturing up people by saying you hack! writen g0t h4x? commen used term in counter-strike
1. g0t h4x? (just after your kill someone in counter-strike)

2. g0t h4x fkn faggot! (just after u've been binked in counter-strike)
by Andrew January 19, 2003
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