andre's definitions

closet

One who lives within a closet, often that of a parent or relative. Metaphorically, used to describe someone who is socially backward, similar to nerd but without the computer skill connotation.

Yeah, that guy is a closet, he has no friends

by Andre January 7, 2004

like like

1. Noun, a 1990's-2000's teenager who uses the word "like" excessively, often during pauses and in place of words like "um," "uh," and just plain silence.
2. An enemy in the Legend of Zelda series that eats shields and is in general very annoying; similar to definition 1.

Your girlfriend is such a like like, she's said "like" fifteen times in one sentence!

by Andre January 7, 2004

PW

abbrev.
Pathetic wanker; a wanker who inspires pity and scorn.

That guy is a real PW

by Andre January 7, 2004

looneybin

Noun
1. A place to house the mentally disabled.
2. One who resides in a loonybin, or acts like it.

There's loonybins in that loonybin

by Andre January 7, 2004

bloodhorn

Male anatomy commonly referred to as "Penis"

She reached down into my pants and furiously grasped my bloodhorn.

by Andre January 14, 2004

go to six flags

To masturbate or "jack off"

Derived from The Seinfeld episode "The Bet," when Georges mother accuses him of treating his body as if it were an amusment park.

As soon as his roomates left, he went to six flags with a 20 year old copy of "Oui" magazine.

by Andre January 14, 2004

gorilla fingers

Human fecal matter. Generally sitting at the bottom of the toilet.

See Lincoln logs.

Aw man, someone left some gorilla fingers in the toilet.

by Andre January 15, 2004