(adj. and adv.) Not right, not correct, impolite, rude, improper, treyf, crazy; not ready, not alert; in baseball and softball, not touching one of the bases and thus vulnerable to being tagged out.
"I don't like Hillary either, but his remarks about her were way off base."
"Joe was off base so he was easily tagged out."
"Joe was off base so he was easily tagged out."
by anarcissie May 16, 2008
Get the off basemug. (noun) By metaphor from the Jewish religious role, an older, more powerful or higher-ranking person in the corporation where one works (but usually not in the chain of command) who can give good advice about office politics, and may be able to pull strings, remove heads, or otherwise provide protection from hostile forces.
"They tried to put me on the plank but I got on the horn to my rabbi and everything was fixed immediately."
by anarcissie May 16, 2008
Get the rabbimug. 42nd Street in New York City (the southernmost part of Times Square). Back in the day, a center of total depravity, especially between 8th and 9th Avenue, but currently Disneyfied.
by anarcissie January 10, 2012
Get the The Deucemug. A mythical conspiracy organization of homosexuals controlling the universe, especially the financial, military and cultural worlds. Members could be disciplined by threatening them with exposure and rewarded with elaborate sexual favors. Everything was run from catacombs beneath Omaha, Nebraska. Post-Stonewall, it was sadly discovered that the conspiracy didn't exist.
by anarcissie January 14, 2011
Get the hominternmug. Children, or evidence of children such as toys, children's clothing, etc., obviously resulting from someone's use of his pecker.
'When I sold encyclopedias door-to-door back in the day, I would always look for pecker tracks on the lawn to know which houses to hit.'
by anarcissie June 2, 2013
Get the pecker tracksmug. (noun) conclusive encounter or contest. From poker, where at the termination of betting the hands of the players who are still in the game are laid on the table and compared to determine the winner. Also used metaphorically. Sometimes "throwdown" is used with this meaning.
"After several weeks of random threats and skirmishes, the two gangs met in the parking lot of Kresge's for a showdown."
by anarcissie May 28, 2008
Get the showdownmug. The appearance or persona which one chooses to create for public view, as opposed to the 'real' self; the constructed public self. Hence 'wig out', to lose control of oneself, sometimes shortened to 'wig'; 'burned his wig', to depart terminally from normal behavior, or cause someone else to do so; 'blow someone's wig', to stun or astound someone.
Joe blew his boss's wig this morning by appearing in the office on time. The man is still gibbering.
by anarcissie November 16, 2014
Get the wigmug.