by anonymous August 07, 2004
An automatic ass cleaner using water at a water temperature and power of your choice. Can be installed as a completely different comode or in the same toilet seat itself. The evolution from using standard toilet paper and digging into your arse hole to remove that brown excrement.
"If you're still using toilet paper you're living in the 19th century and beyond. Wake up you bastards and get a bidet. NO HANDS needed to dig into your ass. When your done hosing your ass down, just PAT dry with a single square of TP."
by Anonymous March 12, 2005
by Anonymous July 24, 2003
1. A disciplinary measure for children whereby the child is striken on the bottocks, either bared or clothed, with either the hand or an implement such as a wooden spoon.
2. A fetish were but consenting adults strike each other on the butt to induce sexual pleasure.
2. A fetish were but consenting adults strike each other on the butt to induce sexual pleasure.
by Anonymous October 08, 2002
1) Where sperm is made ... to suck, lick or bang with. this is called sex or masterbation. 2) A males house 3) a males sex organ along with the penis
by Anonymous January 07, 2007
by Anonymous March 19, 2003