anOnymous's definitions

kantot

pag pinasok ang malaking titi sa puking masikip, o sa puwet na masikip.

Ang lalaki kinantot niya ang babae sa masikip niyang puwet

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

coupon

A traffic ticket

I got a coupon on my way home from work today.

by Anonymous October 22, 2003

382-5633

phony phone number to tell someone "fuck off"

guy: can i get yo digots?
girl: sure, 382-5633

by Anonymous February 6, 2003

HST

Horse Shit Tax

"Damn the 15% HST!"
"Yeah, that horse shit tax really kills sales"

by Anonymous July 16, 2003

Magging

1. Vomiting (see wordmagged/word
2. Screwing something up

I'd carry him home, but he's too busy magging in the toilet
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Man, I just magged that test!

by Anonymous May 18, 2003

porridge stirring

To go where another man has boldy gone before

A: Dude, you jammed your little man in her flange?
B: Absafuckinlutely!
A: You stirred my porridge!
B: What?

(For those not paying attention, B is cuntstruck)

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

desqzel

a close friend or family member who is also an attorney. complex encapsulation of abbreviated version of formal 'esquire'. likely to be perforated by russian mafia.

hold your horses, my desqzel is on the way and we'll get it all straightened out.

by Anonymous August 22, 2003