amy christ's definitions

short bus rider

someone mentally retarded.

one who rides the short bus to school.

"that bitch is SO stupid. what a short bus rider."

by amy christ April 29, 2005

Poop Docking

The act of pooping out of your butthole, directly into the butthole of another person.

dude, my dad's into some freaky shit. Last night I caught him poop docking with the town mayor.

by Amy Christ January 13, 2011

mary-kate

To vomit profusely or to make yourself vomit. A direct referance to Mary-Kate Olsen's eating disorder.

"That chinese food got the best of me. I might have to go mary-kate that shit up, here in a minute."

by Amy Christ April 29, 2005

balls

adj. meaning extremely, or incredibly

used to emphasize extremes in a situation
it is balls cold outside!

that bitch's vag was balls dirty! i told her to put her pants back on and dont sit on my furniture.

I was balls wasted and threw a chair through a 13th floor hotel room window!

those twins look balls alike. i say "you want ice cream cone?" they BOTH say yes.

by Amy Christ March 7, 2008

skirtlifter

n. lesbian or bisexual girl. a female who lifts other females' skirts.

girl to guy hitting on her at pub: sorry, you've got the wrong equipment. i'm a skirtlifter.

by Amy Christ December 20, 2007

hoo ditty doo

term used for genitalia. apropriate for both male and female.

"I want to get my hoo ditty doo pierced but I'm not too keen on the idea of dropping my draws and letting some strange guy stick a needle through my clit."

by Amy Christ April 29, 2005

low jack

The ankle bracelet used as a tracking device worn by those under house arrest.

"i can't go to the party, man. I'm still on house arrest. They'll know i left the house cause of my low jack."

by Amy Christ April 29, 2005