by Amy Christ December 20, 2007

it is balls cold outside!
that bitch's vag was balls dirty! i told her to put her pants back on and dont sit on my furniture.
I was balls wasted and tried picking up my physics teacher at the bar not even realizing it!
those twins look balls alike. i say "you want ice cream cone?" they BOTH say yes.
that bitch's vag was balls dirty! i told her to put her pants back on and dont sit on my furniture.
I was balls wasted and tried picking up my physics teacher at the bar not even realizing it!
those twins look balls alike. i say "you want ice cream cone?" they BOTH say yes.
by Amy Christ March 05, 2008

adj. meaning extremely, or incredibly
used to emphasize extremes in a situation
it is balls cold outside!
used to emphasize extremes in a situation
it is balls cold outside!
that bitch's vag was balls dirty! i told her to put her pants back on and dont sit on my furniture.
I was balls wasted and threw a chair through a 13th floor hotel room window!
those twins look balls alike. i say "you want ice cream cone?" they BOTH say yes.
I was balls wasted and threw a chair through a 13th floor hotel room window!
those twins look balls alike. i say "you want ice cream cone?" they BOTH say yes.
by Amy Christ March 07, 2008

by Amy Christ April 30, 2005

noun: psychological ailment when a guy always has to push or boss others around, start fights, talk shit, make himself the center of attention, assume responsibility for anyone else's triumph while also pushing the blame for his fuck-ups onto others.
"hey Cara, whatever happened to you and Bill?"
"Oh, he's cute but he has a roaring case of alpha male syndrome. all he does is talk about how awesome he thinks he is at everything and he never let me choose where we'd hang out at night. plus he punched my sister's boyfriend in the face for asking me what time it was."
"damn. what a fucking chode."
"Oh, he's cute but he has a roaring case of alpha male syndrome. all he does is talk about how awesome he thinks he is at everything and he never let me choose where we'd hang out at night. plus he punched my sister's boyfriend in the face for asking me what time it was."
"damn. what a fucking chode."
by Amy Christ October 29, 2007

by Amy Christ April 29, 2005

ex. 1: "you sure do got a pretty mouth"
"aw, snarf"
ex. 2: "Justine's in the other room being a drama queen again. i swear, you put one drop of liquor in that girl and she's crying and carrying on like someone actually gives a damn."
"oh snarf. that girl needs to be gagged and left somewhere."
ex. 3: "snarf! did you see that car just run over that hotdog stand?"
"aw, snarf"
ex. 2: "Justine's in the other room being a drama queen again. i swear, you put one drop of liquor in that girl and she's crying and carrying on like someone actually gives a damn."
"oh snarf. that girl needs to be gagged and left somewhere."
ex. 3: "snarf! did you see that car just run over that hotdog stand?"
by Amy Christ April 29, 2005
