Definitions by amulet_1972
Long Dong Mong
A man with Down's Syndrome who has an exceptionally large penis.
A Long Dong Mong is a medical subcategory classification of the basic Mong.
A Long Dong Mong is a medical subcategory classification of the basic Mong.
Quong was a Long Dong Mong singing a song in Hong Kong while shaking his Shlong in the neighbour's cabbage patch.
Long Dong Mong by amulet_1972 March 20, 2009
jiggle exoskeleton
A term referring to the thick layer of fat covering a morbidly obese person.
The jiggle exoskeleton is typically so thick and protective of the vital organs that it can stop a bullet from killing the fatso.
The jiggle exoskeleton is typically so thick and protective of the vital organs that it can stop a bullet from killing the fatso.
jiggle exoskeleton by amulet_1972 March 7, 2009
booger balls
A derogatory term referring to that percentage of the male population that produce chunky semen.
Chunky semen has the consistency and texture of freshly picked boogers.
Chunky semen has the consistency and texture of freshly picked boogers.
booger balls by amulet_1972 March 7, 2009
niggertron
The Niggertron is an advanced piece of social engineering technology. It is a machine that consists of a chamber, that can contain a man, and a separate fuel chamber.
A white man enters the chamber and the transformation begins after adding 2 bananas to the fuel chamber. In a blinding flash......out walks a transformed nigger.
Prod the nigger back into the chamber with a stick and add another 2 bananas. In a blinding flash......out walks a transformed chimpanzee.
No bananas were harmed in the development and operation of this transformative technology.
Niggertron Industries is an equal opportunity employer.
A white man enters the chamber and the transformation begins after adding 2 bananas to the fuel chamber. In a blinding flash......out walks a transformed nigger.
Prod the nigger back into the chamber with a stick and add another 2 bananas. In a blinding flash......out walks a transformed chimpanzee.
No bananas were harmed in the development and operation of this transformative technology.
Niggertron Industries is an equal opportunity employer.
The Niggertron is a green appliance that is predicted to be in every modern home next decade. Presidential approval pending.
niggertron by amulet_1972 March 7, 2009
bush doctor
bush doctor by amulet_1972 March 6, 2009
girl-prick
Refers to the general genital area of a female. More specifically it can refer to the clitoris.
Also it can be another expression for a "bitch".
Also it can be another expression for a "bitch".
EXAMPLE 1:
Last night I was gobbing on Gabby's girl-prick while she gagged on my ghoulies in the 69 position.
EXAMPLE 2:
She side-swiped my car door! What a girl-prick!
Last night I was gobbing on Gabby's girl-prick while she gagged on my ghoulies in the 69 position.
EXAMPLE 2:
She side-swiped my car door! What a girl-prick!
girl-prick by amulet_1972 March 6, 2009
perfect gentleman
The "perfect gentleman" is a man who has so much respect for women that instead of seeking sex, insists on having test tube babies with an attractive partner.
This man also most likely is a person who pees without ever touching his penis.
This man also most likely is a person who pees without ever touching his penis.
Perfect Gentleman: "Phwoar! You're hot! I'd love to fertilise your eggs!"
Attractive woman: *strange look*
Attractive woman: *strange look*
perfect gentleman by amulet_1972 October 20, 2008