amulet_1972's definitions

ball-squiggle

A ball-squiggle is a squirmy lil sperm that obviously comes from a man's testicles (balls).

A ball-squiggle and a girl-googy come together to form a new human being.

Doctor to Patient:
If you put a cigarette lighter under your scrotum then each ball-squiggle will increase in motility.

Patient:
Are you sure it won't just give me a sore sack?

Doctor to Patient:
Yes. I think you'll find that there's nothing quite like frisky ball-squiggles.

by amulet_1972 March 23, 2009

Presidential Pardon

When the president farts in the company of criminals he says "Pardon Me!". The criminals retort with vigor "No No No Pardon ME!".

A confused President suddenly absolves the criminals of their sins and issues a Presidential Pardon so they are freed.

Embarrassed Presidents issue a Presidential Pardon in the face of confusion.

by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010

Dairy Share Holder

A man who encourages his wife to get a breast enlargement operation.

Dairy - breasts.
Share Holder - vested interests in having a good set of hooters to play with.

Dennis loved Harriet very much. He would love her even more if she had a decent set of norks. I guess Dennis could be described as a Dairy Share Holder.

by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010

jiggle exoskeleton

A term referring to the thick layer of fat covering a morbidly obese person.

The jiggle exoskeleton is typically so thick and protective of the vital organs that it can stop a bullet from killing the fatso.

Leroy's jiggle exoskeleton smothered the terrorist until he was suffocated.

by amulet_1972 March 7, 2009

bush doctor

Common term referring to a gynaecologist who works in the Australian outback.

My bush doctor tried to impregnate me with peas because he wanted me to have a green baby.

by amulet_1972 March 6, 2009

snout you out

To snuffle your nose into a girl's crotch with the aim of eating her out and bringing her to orgasm, orally.

SNOG DOG MAN: Girl yo fine! I is gonna SNOUT YOU OUT tonight with my magic tongue!

GIRL: Bring it on Snog Dog.

by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010

perfect gentleman

The "perfect gentleman" is a man who has so much respect for women that instead of seeking sex, insists on having test tube babies with an attractive partner.

This man also most likely is a person who pees without ever touching his penis.

Perfect Gentleman: "Phwoar! You're hot! I'd love to fertilise your eggs!"
Attractive woman: *strange look*

by amulet_1972 October 20, 2008