To snuffle your nose into a girl's crotch with the aim of eating her out and bringing her to orgasm, orally.
SNOG DOG MAN: Girl yo fine! I is gonna SNOUT YOU OUT tonight with my magic tongue!
GIRL: Bring it on Snog Dog.
GIRL: Bring it on Snog Dog.
by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010
by amulet_1972 March 06, 2009
The "perfect gentleman" is a man who has so much respect for women that instead of seeking sex, insists on having test tube babies with an attractive partner.
This man also most likely is a person who pees without ever touching his penis.
This man also most likely is a person who pees without ever touching his penis.
Perfect Gentleman: "Phwoar! You're hot! I'd love to fertilise your eggs!"
Attractive woman: *strange look*
Attractive woman: *strange look*
by amulet_1972 September 01, 2008
A term describing the cute pudginess or cute fatness of a cat or a dog. The animal being described usually likes his/her chips and pizza.
Big fat black'n'white cat should be poked in the stomach with the exclamation:
"Ya kersquidgidy lil guy!"
Cat usually bites your finger as he/she sees it as an insult.
"Ya kersquidgidy lil guy!"
Cat usually bites your finger as he/she sees it as an insult.
by amulet_1972 August 26, 2008
A man with Down's Syndrome who has an exceptionally large penis.
A Long Dong Mong is a medical subcategory classification of the basic Mong.
A Long Dong Mong is a medical subcategory classification of the basic Mong.
Quong was a Long Dong Mong singing a song in Hong Kong while shaking his Shlong in the neighbour's cabbage patch.
by amulet_1972 March 20, 2009
When the president farts in the company of criminals he says "Pardon Me!". The criminals retort with vigor "No No No Pardon ME!".
A confused President suddenly absolves the criminals of their sins and issues a Presidential Pardon so they are freed.
A confused President suddenly absolves the criminals of their sins and issues a Presidential Pardon so they are freed.
by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010
A ball-squiggle is a squirmy lil sperm that obviously comes from a man's testicles (balls).
A ball-squiggle and a girl-googy come together to form a new human being.
A ball-squiggle and a girl-googy come together to form a new human being.
Doctor to Patient:
If you put a cigarette lighter under your scrotum then each ball-squiggle will increase in motility.
Patient:
Are you sure it won't just give me a sore sack?
Doctor to Patient:
Yes. I think you'll find that there's nothing quite like frisky ball-squiggles.
If you put a cigarette lighter under your scrotum then each ball-squiggle will increase in motility.
Patient:
Are you sure it won't just give me a sore sack?
Doctor to Patient:
Yes. I think you'll find that there's nothing quite like frisky ball-squiggles.
by amulet_1972 March 23, 2009