by amos quito April 29, 2005
When someone tries holding back from pooping so long, that the end of the turd starts coming out of their ass before they can get to the bathroom.
Usually, causes skid marks in one's underwear...
Usually, causes skid marks in one's underwear...
"Damn! I am not going jogging again without taking a shit first. I was brown capping before I could get pff pf the trail"
by amos quito May 01, 2005
When someone tries holding back from pooping so long, that the end of the turd starts coming out of their ass before they can get to the bathroom.
Usually, causes skid marks in one's underwear...
Usually, causes skid marks in one's underwear...
"Damn! I am not going jogging again without taking a shit first. I was brown capping before I could get pff pf the trail"
by amos quito May 01, 2005
A concoction of various edibles that gets the ejaculation aftertaste out of one's mouth after fellatio is performed.
Mark: "I had to make up a peanut butter and saltine cracker cum chaser for her right after she swallowed my wad.
by amos quito May 02, 2005
Man, that hooker was such a nut junkie that she gave a free round of blow jobs to everyone at the party!
by amos quito April 29, 2005
"Dude! I was getting ready to go down on her until I noticed that she had a mad case of Cauliflower Clam"
by amos quito May 02, 2005
Jane: "Mom, are you satisfied with dad's umm... size???"
Mom: "Of course dear! I am a Big Pecker Treker from way back and you will be satisfied too once you snag yourself a big un..."
Mom: "Of course dear! I am a Big Pecker Treker from way back and you will be satisfied too once you snag yourself a big un..."
by amos quito April 29, 2005