amos quito's definitions

flounder pounder

Slang for a massive dildo

"Damn! I ain't never seen a flounder pounder that big. She is gonna regret sticking that thing in!"

by amos quito April 29, 2005

salami swami

One who has become a master at the art of fellatio

"Damn! Dat bitch is one smokin' Salami Swami! She made me bust-a-nut in 2 seconds flat!"

by amos quito April 29, 2005

Cum Cud

When a woman/man swallows and the semen comes back up for a second tasting.

Jane: "Steve's load was so strong that I was having cum cuds for hours."

by amos quito May 2, 2005

Brown capping

When someone tries holding back from pooping so long, that the end of the turd starts coming out of their ass before they can get to the bathroom.

Usually, causes skid marks in one's underwear...

"Damn! I am not going jogging again without taking a shit first. I was brown capping before I could get pff pf the trail"

by amos quito May 1, 2005

big pecker treker

One who has many one night stands just to find the biggest penis to settle down with...

Jane: "Mom, are you satisfied with dad's umm... size???"

Mom: "Of course dear! I am a Big Pecker Treker from way back and you will be satisfied too once you snag yourself a big un..."

by amos quito April 29, 2005

Cum Chaser

A concoction of various edibles that gets the ejaculation aftertaste out of one's mouth after fellatio is performed.

Mark: "I had to make up a peanut butter and saltine cracker cum chaser for her right after she swallowed my wad.

by amos quito May 2, 2005

Brown capping

When someone tries holding back from pooping so long, that the end of the turd starts coming out of their ass before they can get to the bathroom.

Usually, causes skid marks in one's underwear...

"Damn! I am not going jogging again without taking a shit first. I was brown capping before I could get pff pf the trail"

by amos quito May 1, 2005