Definitions by amos quito

Cauliflower Clam 

A vagina that is infested with genital warts

"Dude! I was getting ready to go down on her until I noticed that she had a mad case of Cauliflower Clam"

Cauliflower Clam by amos quito May 2, 2005

Cum Cud 

When a woman/man swallows and the semen comes back up for a second tasting.

Jane: "Steve's load was so strong that I was having cum cuds for hours."

Cum Cud by amos quito May 2, 2005

Cum Chaser 

A concoction of various edibles that gets the ejaculation aftertaste out of one's mouth after fellatio is performed.

Mark: "I had to make up a peanut butter and saltine cracker cum chaser for her right after she swallowed my wad.

Cum Chaser by amos quito May 2, 2005

Brown capping

When someone tries holding back from pooping so long, that the end of the turd starts coming out of their ass before they can get to the bathroom.

Usually, causes skid marks in one's underwear...

"Damn! I am not going jogging again without taking a shit first. I was brown capping before I could get pff pf the trail"

Brown capping by amos quito May 1, 2005

Brown capping

When someone tries holding back from pooping so long, that the end of the turd starts coming out of their ass before they can get to the bathroom.

Usually, causes skid marks in one's underwear...

"Damn! I am not going jogging again without taking a shit first. I was brown capping before I could get pff pf the trail"

Brown capping by amos quito May 1, 2005

nut junkie 

One who cannot get his/her fill of semen.

Man, that hooker was such a nut junkie that she gave a free round of blow jobs to everyone at the party!

nut junkie by amos quito April 29, 2005

big pecker treker 

One who has many one night stands just to find the biggest penis to settle down with...

Jane: "Mom, are you satisfied with dad's umm... size???"

Mom: "Of course dear! I am a Big Pecker Treker from way back and you will be satisfied too once you snag yourself a big un..."

big pecker treker by amos quito April 29, 2005