fartfunkled

Very confused, no relative clue as to what is going on

He was as fartfunkled as a baby in a topless bar

by Amber June 30, 2004

Dry hump

The rubbing of ones hard on and another's vagina while wearing clothing which results in orgasm.

I dry humped my boyfriend last night and made the truck shake.

by amber February 13, 2004

Minivantastic

An adjective to describe a fantastic minivan.

Amber: "Andy, is that a new car?"

Andy: "Why yes Amber, it is a Honda Odyssey."

Amber: "Is it minivantastic?"

Andy: "Sure is!"

Amber: "You're a douche."

by Amber March 18, 2005

nobetome

no body told me
Response by someone who screwed up

Don,
nobetome to delete spam

by amber January 15, 2005

fobalicious

1. Relating to a F.O.B.
2. Styles like an Asian pop star

Amber: My brother is so fobalicious.

by Amber January 26, 2005

brunz

N. An elderly person. Typically used in a derogatory tone.

That brunz George goes to McDonald's every day to get the senior discount on coffee.

That Grand Marquis is taking up three lanes! Fucking brunzes!

by Amber November 17, 2004

teabag

When the testicals of a man slap the chin of a person giving him head.

*smack smack smack*


"Garblegarblewahwah?"


*smack smack smack*


"Yeah, baby you're doing great."

*smack smack smack*

by Amber April 22, 2005