amber's definitions

guemes

a place in Washington state where trailer trash, smelly hippies, dirty people, pot heads, rich, and dirty trailer trash hippies with stashed money reside.

Hey man, you smell like shiz, go live on Guemes.

by amber June 13, 2004

boony

When a girl is sitting (or quite possibly standing) and by the way her pants have settled or bunched up, it appears as if she has a...ahem....hard-on.

Whoa, she has a major boony.

by Amber January 5, 2004

bonch

ass hair

the hair on your dads butt

by Amber October 30, 2002

disurp

A 1-2 combo of burping accompanied with the act of discharging. Just hope it never happens to you!

Wow! She just disurped- WHat a talented bitch!

by Amber April 10, 2005

Mighty Joshua

I lieing, cheating, pusillanamous heap of recrement, that lures teenage girls into his perverse world of pedofelia.

I saw the Mighty Joshua lurking around the elemetary school looking for his next victim.

by Amber November 13, 2004

friggin a

fuckin asshole

I can't he cheated on me again!! That friggin a!!!

by Amber October 21, 2003

fartfunkled

Very confused, no relative clue as to what is going on

He was as fartfunkled as a baby in a topless bar

by Amber June 30, 2004