alyssa's definitions

snowblow

when a guy cums in a chicks mouth and then the bitch makes out with him...nasty shit..thats what it is...

That bitch just fuckin snowblowed me.

by Alyssa June 14, 2003

Brackin

Whats up? Whats goin on?

Whats brackin my nigga?

by Alyssa July 27, 2003

ten page syndrome

When you are writing a huge important paper that is supposed to be 15-20 pages, and somewhere around the tenth page, you start feeling like a) you are never going to finish this goddamn paper, b)everything you have written so far is total crap and makes no sense. Generally results in a paper-writing break that may include curling up in a ball and sobbing. Occurs with higher frequency at the end of the semester. Only known cure is actually getting off your ass and working. Ten page syndrome may persist until you are a page or two away from your minimum, when it will be replaced by elation and a second wind of energy.

I can't tell if my paper about postmodernism and the clam trade in Cucamonga is really a worthless piece of shit, or if I just have ten page syndrome.

by alyssa August 29, 2005

san diego

1. a city located in southern California
2. "America's finest city"
3. known for perfect weather all year round and tourist attractions: Legoland, Sea World, Wild Animal Park, & SD Zoo

San Diego kicks ass.

by alyssa February 10, 2004

Curb feeler

Someone whose sandals are too small and thier toes hang over the front.

Damn! Lauryn has on some curb feelers today.

by alyssa March 4, 2005

Mailbox

The object that holds your mail and they has spiders eat it. Mailboxes hate Fays, though the Fay's just keep skull humping them. Makis get get very jealous of this and kill the mailbox.

Fay: I WANT U MALBOX!!11
Mailbox: STFU AND GTFO

by Alyssa December 24, 2004

dodgy

a bad friend; a backstabber; something bad or horrible

I had a very dodgy day because I got a bad grade.

by alyssa June 6, 2003