45 definitions by alison

swan

One absolute dickhead. The biggest cocknocker in all the land.

Swan: UUhhhh, im a dickhead
Guy: You are such a swan.
NOTE: Swan might actually say something decent, but it just comes out as "I'm a dickhead" to everyone else.

by alison July 21, 2003

swan

Someone who takes something said by a person, and repeats it over and over again in an american accent in order to make fun of them.

Guy1: (in the middle of a conversation) ... and then the jackass....
Swan: (American accent) Jackass!! Jackass!! Jackass!!
Guy2: Goddamn swan is such a dickhead

by alison July 21, 2003

Shiz

1. Sure or For Sure, most likely derived from "Fo' Shiz" or "Fo' Shizzle"
2. Shit. Most likely derived from "Shizzit."

Marisa: Hey, are you going to Battle of the Bands?
Alison: Shiz man.

"What a piece of shiz!"

by alison May 15, 2005

Mop Momma

Female housekeeper. Usually seen in public buildings accompanied by mop bucket, mop, broom, dust pan, or vacuum cleaner.

The Mop Momma at the dorm really knows how to swing a mop.

by alison December 31, 2004

v.

Shortened version of "very"

Did you see that movie last night? It was v. bad.

by alison January 20, 2004

guh

The feminine of cuh, "cuh" meaning cuz or cousin, which is a guy; and "guh" meaning girl, which is, obviously a girl.

Andy: Hey! What are you up to, Guh?

Alison: Awh, not to much, Cuh, what about you?

by alison July 1, 2005

goober

silly awkward fat person

Bert sure does look like a goober when he tries to freestyle

by alison August 28, 2003