alison's definitions

moose burn

1. the burn left on your ass after a moose drags you for a mile through rocks and tree branches

2. the burn left from a big black man's wang after he slaps you in the face with it

1. Whoa! I cant believe Bullwinkle was that hopped up on speed. He really didnt mean to give me moose burn. I know he loves me, he would never do that on purpose

2. Jamirashad got so mad at me last night he left a moose burn on my right cheeck. I have to go apply some gauze to it, see ya!

by alison January 5, 2004

less than three

A phrase describing the common text-icon '<3' which is used to signify love, heart, etc.

Goodbye...my less than three

by alison January 20, 2004

| .

To play ping pong.

scott : let's play ping pong
scott : |.
me : .|
scott : |.
me: .
|
me : damn, I missed it.

by alison January 20, 2004

v.

Shortened version of "very"

Did you see that movie last night? It was v. bad.

by alison January 20, 2004

schfifty five

Fifty five, group x style.

"Girlfriend's age? schfifty five. My IQ? schfifty five."

by alison January 20, 2004

beat

Extremely ugly; probably derived from "beat with the ugly stick"

Man, I thought she'd have some hot friends, but boy, were they beat!

by Alison July 23, 2002

hit

ugly; synonym to beat

He acted like he'd get some good lookin' women to come to the party, but all the chicks he brought were hit!

by Alison July 23, 2002