alison's definitions

swan

One absolute dickhead. The biggest cocknocker in all the land.

Swan: UUhhhh, im a dickhead
Guy: You are such a swan.
NOTE: Swan might actually say something decent, but it just comes out as "I'm a dickhead" to everyone else.

by alison July 20, 2003

Mad Sleaze

The action or physical appearence of one with "slutty" attributes.

Man, Alison is so mad sleaze right now. She'd do every guy in here.

by Alison October 24, 2004

beat

Extremely ugly; probably derived from "beat with the ugly stick"

Man, I thought she'd have some hot friends, but boy, were they beat!

by Alison July 23, 2002

| .

To play ping pong.

scott : let's play ping pong
scott : |.
me : .|
scott : |.
me: .
|
me : damn, I missed it.

by alison January 20, 2004

Duh

means "Of course you idiot"

"Did you know he was gay?"
"Duh"

by Alison February 8, 2005

Foot perv

someone who likes to put their feet, or other people's feet, places that most people only allow hands to go.

he's such a foot perv, i woke up and his whole leg was in my shirt.

by Alison November 27, 2004

Simply...

A word that can be added before any noun. denotes cheapness or bad craftsmanship attempting to be comparable with something good. comes from the bulk soda brand "simply cola".

Atlantic City is Simply City.

by Alison November 27, 2004