alison's definitions

beat

Extremely ugly; probably derived from "beat with the ugly stick"

Man, I thought she'd have some hot friends, but boy, were they beat!

by Alison July 23, 2002

hit

ugly; synonym to beat

He acted like he'd get some good lookin' women to come to the party, but all the chicks he brought were hit!

by Alison July 23, 2002

shrew

An evil - tempered woman

Mrs Kirsch is a shrew when she as our period 3 math class.

by Alison March 23, 2003

swan

One absolute dickhead. The biggest cocknocker in all the land.

Swan: UUhhhh, im a dickhead
Guy: You are such a swan.
NOTE: Swan might actually say something decent, but it just comes out as "I'm a dickhead" to everyone else.

by alison July 20, 2003

swan

Someone who takes something said by a person, and repeats it over and over again in an american accent in order to make fun of them.

Guy1: (in the middle of a conversation) ... and then the jackass....
Swan: (American accent) Jackass!! Jackass!! Jackass!!
Guy2: Goddamn swan is such a dickhead

by alison July 20, 2003

Hot Fuck

Being incredibly good-looking

He's a hot fuck!

by Alison October 20, 2003

dicking around

fucking around for shits and giggles!

guy1:you have a fatass son!
guy2: FO SHO!

by alison October 28, 2003