alison's definitions

moose burn

1. the burn left on your ass after a moose drags you for a mile through rocks and tree branches

2. the burn left from a big black man's wang after he slaps you in the face with it

1. Whoa! I cant believe Bullwinkle was that hopped up on speed. He really didnt mean to give me moose burn. I know he loves me, he would never do that on purpose

2. Jamirashad got so mad at me last night he left a moose burn on my right cheeck. I have to go apply some gauze to it, see ya!

by alison January 5, 2004

snarkily

someone who is mean and has an attitude.

yo dude, that bitch got snarkily with me so i punched her in the face.

by Alison April 21, 2005

beat

Extremely ugly; probably derived from "beat with the ugly stick"

Man, I thought she'd have some hot friends, but boy, were they beat!

by Alison July 23, 2002

done

a state of being greatly humored.

"Yo I was done when she fell down the steps."

by Alison August 20, 2004

schfifty five

Fifty five, group x style.

"Girlfriend's age? schfifty five. My IQ? schfifty five."

by alison January 20, 2004

Shiz

1. Sure or For Sure, most likely derived from "Fo' Shiz" or "Fo' Shizzle"
2. Shit. Most likely derived from "Shizzit."

Marisa: Hey, are you going to Battle of the Bands?
Alison: Shiz man.

"What a piece of shiz!"

by Alison May 16, 2005

nickelback

best band in the world.

look theres nickelback! where's my quill?

by alison May 3, 2004