alison's definitions

schfifty five

Fifty five, group x style.

"Girlfriend's age? schfifty five. My IQ? schfifty five."

by alison January 20, 2004

Dikfast

A word referring to the meal between dinner and breakfast, or a combination of dinner and breakfast. (Such as brunch, linner, etc.)

"Ooh, I think I'm going to have some eggs and steak for dikfast!"

by Alison February 20, 2005

v.

Shortened version of "very"

Did you see that movie last night? It was v. bad.

by alison January 20, 2004

Hot Fuck

Being incredibly good-looking

He's a hot fuck!

by Alison October 20, 2003

apathy season

A really, REALLY awesome screamo band from Dover Plains, New York.

Gee, I wish MY screamo band was as amazing as Apathy Season...

by alison June 1, 2004

rockatarded

An adjective used to describe the character of one who has been hopelessly debilitated by all things rock and roll.

Ozzy Osbourne is so rockatarded... he can hardly walk, he's so fried out!

by Alison August 16, 2003

Melvin Crotchnick

A half man half woman who has lots of freckles and was invented by the wonderful geniuses, Sami and Alison. It pretty much means, a nerd.

Hah, look at that Melvin Crotchnick. I bet he has no friends at school.

"Eww, get away from me, you Melvin!"

by Alison March 6, 2005