alison's definitions

swan

One absolute dickhead. The biggest cocknocker in all the land.

Swan: UUhhhh, im a dickhead
Guy: You are such a swan.
NOTE: Swan might actually say something decent, but it just comes out as "I'm a dickhead" to everyone else.

by alison July 20, 2003

Craptastic

Something that tries to be awesome but totaly sucks ass.

MTV is totally craptastic!

by Alison November 27, 2004

| .

To play ping pong.

scott : let's play ping pong
scott : |.
me : .|
scott : |.
me: .
|
me : damn, I missed it.

by alison January 20, 2004

beat

Extremely ugly; probably derived from "beat with the ugly stick"

Man, I thought she'd have some hot friends, but boy, were they beat!

by Alison July 23, 2002

Duh

means "Of course you idiot"

"Did you know he was gay?"
"Duh"

by Alison February 8, 2005

arrogant

person is too confident

he is always up himself

by alison November 29, 2003

Mike Shinoda

Mike Shinoda is the MC for Linkin Park. He is called "The Glue" because... well i cant explain it but if you have Meteora watch LPTV (if you haven't already) and you'll know. And if you don't have Meteora, GET YOUR ASS AWAY FROM THE DAMN COMPUTER AND GO GET IT! Anyways, I HATE rap and all those damn rappers and their rappyness.... dont ask. But my point is, Mike makes it cool, and if you listen to LP, you would know that. Oh, did I mention that he's really really really completely hot??? Well, he is. lol. I think thats all you need to know.

Mike is hot. plain and simple.

ok it says the example is too short so im still typing about nothing lol...

by Alison July 6, 2004