Foot perv

someone who likes to put their feet, or other people's feet, places that most people only allow hands to go.

he's such a foot perv, i woke up and his whole leg was in my shirt.

by Alison November 27, 2004

Samwise Gamgee

The cutest, bestest, hobit ever, that is sensitive and wonderful. Frodo wouldn't have gotten any were without him. Anywhere I say!

That Samwise is the best.

by Alison April 20, 2004

less than three

A phrase describing the common text-icon '<3' which is used to signify love, heart, etc.

Goodbye...my less than three

by alison January 20, 2004

snarkily

someone who is mean and has an attitude.

yo dude, that bitch got snarkily with me so i punched her in the face.

by Alison April 21, 2005

moose burn

1. the burn left on your ass after a moose drags you for a mile through rocks and tree branches

2. the burn left from a big black man's wang after he slaps you in the face with it

1. Whoa! I cant believe Bullwinkle was that hopped up on speed. He really didnt mean to give me moose burn. I know he loves me, he would never do that on purpose

2. Jamirashad got so mad at me last night he left a moose burn on my right cheeck. I have to go apply some gauze to it, see ya!

by alison January 05, 2004

goober

silly awkward fat person

Bert sure does look like a goober when he tries to freestyle

by alison August 28, 2003

Printer vomit

the print outs that come out when you replace the paper in the printer. obviously someone else didnt realize there was no paper left and so printed their stuff like 12 times, all of which did not work. a waste of paper and really annoying because its almost impossible to stop.

O man, i just wanted to print one page, but i had to deal with the printer vomit first.

by Alison November 27, 2004