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Definitions by alison

stupid, lame; of or pertaining to an unwanted or unwelcomed situation. also used to describe something sticky.
avi is so crunk.
crunk by alison February 16, 2004

less than three 

A phrase describing the common text-icon '<3' which is used to signify love, heart, etc.
less than three by alison January 20, 2004
scott : let's play ping pong
scott : |.
me : .|
scott : |.
me: .
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me : damn, I missed it.
| . by alison January 20, 2004
Shortened version of "very"
Did you see that movie last night? It was v. bad.
v. by alison January 20, 2004

schfifty five 

"Girlfriend's age? schfifty five. My IQ? schfifty five."
schfifty five by alison January 20, 2004

moose burn

1. the burn left on your ass after a moose drags you for a mile through rocks and tree branches

2. the burn left from a big black man's wang after he slaps you in the face with it
1. Whoa! I cant believe Bullwinkle was that hopped up on speed. He really didnt mean to give me moose burn. I know he loves me, he would never do that on purpose

2. Jamirashad got so mad at me last night he left a moose burn on my right cheeck. I have to go apply some gauze to it, see ya!
moose burn by alison January 5, 2004

Mop Momma 

Female housekeeper. Usually seen in public buildings accompanied by mop bucket, mop, broom, dust pan, or vacuum cleaner.
The Mop Momma at the dorm really knows how to swing a mop.
Mop Momma by Alison December 31, 2003