Mop Momma

Female housekeeper. Usually seen in public buildings accompanied by mop bucket, mop, broom, dust pan, or vacuum cleaner.

The Mop Momma at the dorm really knows how to swing a mop.

by Alison December 31, 2003

guh

The feminine of cuh, "cuh" meaning cuz or cousin, which is a guy; and "guh" meaning girl, which is, obviously a girl.

Andy: Hey! What are you up to, Guh?

Alison: Awh, not to much, Cuh, what about you?

by alison July 12, 2005

Craptastic

Something that tries to be awesome but totaly sucks ass.

MTV is totally craptastic!

by Alison November 27, 2004

nimple

A pimple that shows up right on the point of your nose at the worst time possible, i.e. Prom, your first date, etc.

"Awh, this is just my luck... a nimple on picture day!"

by alison July 12, 2005

Shiz

1. Sure or For Sure, most likely derived from "Fo' Shiz" or "Fo' Shizzle"
2. Shit. Most likely derived from "Shizzit."

Marisa: Hey, are you going to Battle of the Bands?
Alison: Shiz man.

"What a piece of shiz!"

by Alison May 16, 2005

nickelback

best band in the world.

look theres nickelback! where's my quill?

by alison May 3, 2004

Simply...

A word that can be added before any noun. denotes cheapness or bad craftsmanship attempting to be comparable with something good. comes from the bulk soda brand "simply cola".

Atlantic City is Simply City.

by Alison November 27, 2004