Serenderpity

When you derp on something you weren't expecting to derp on.
RandomUser: I logged into chat and serenderpity surrounded me.
by aliaz October 17, 2011
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Dirty Jetski

A variation of motorboating / submarining; placing the head ass-to-face, motorboating the butt cheeks while being defecated on, urinated on, or farted on.
"LMFAO you can't be serious? A Dirty Jetski? HAHAHAAA that's sooo fkn gross.."
by aliaz May 15, 2010
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d.i.e.

An abbreviation for "dumbest idea ever" used as a reply to mock an idea that's idiotic, lame, or half assed.
Troll: If I don't go to court, I don't have to pay the fine! :D

User: yeah right dipshit... d.i.e.

Troll: NO, you die!

User: d.i.e. means "dumbest idea ever" such as you not handling your biz you noob
by aliaz October 06, 2012
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SCCA

SCCA (Sports Car Club of America); an amateur-to-professional level motorsports organization sanctioning races in Autocross, Rally, American Le Mans, Indy, and many other various forms of automotive racing.
"SCCA licensing and/or certification, is required for all drivers entering most major competitive driving events in North America."
by aliaz May 15, 2010
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USAC

USAC; (United States Auto Club), is an open-wheel auto racing sanctioning body for Mopar Midget National Championship, Sprint Car Series, Silver Crown Series and Ford Focus Series.
"Formula 2 races are governed by the USAC sanctioning body."
by aliaz May 15, 2010
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Jessica Green

An Australian film actress & fashion model that can probably surf better than you can.=)
RandomNetUser: Who's that Jess chick on instagram that beat out Jessica Alba?

AnotherNetUser: That's Jessica Green, an aussie celeb

RandomNetUser: ... daaaayum brb, need some alone time

AnotherNetUser: perv
by aliaz January 17, 2013
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