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Same as Jesus, but in female form. It is the combination of the two terms "Venus" (from Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus) and "Jesus".
There is only one thing Jesus truly fears... Vesus.
Vesus by aliaz July 19, 2011
It's the combination of these 2 terms, "Troll" and "Owned" - when a troll fails and gets owned, it's called "Trwned".
Troll: aye biiiiiiiatch wanna see my diiick?
Girl: lol sure, then you wanna see mine?
Troll: EW WTFFFFF
Troll has left the room
RandomUser: Trwned his ass hahaha
Trwned by aliaz July 15, 2011

Cajun Power Bomb 

Cajun Power Bomb by aliaz March 1, 2011

Chathand 

Chathand or chatcut is the expression used to describe internet chat lingo that is typed in shortcut, or shorthand form.

It's often an acronym of commonly used words. In more complex form, it can also be a word that sounds like a chathanded term as an acronym, as is defined by the example expressions given. It can also be a phonetically spelled variation of a word or acronym. There are many different expressions and variations, but all mostly originated from chatroom lingo.

Example:
-"1337" meaning "leet", or "elite", a term that originated from the movie "hackers", and is used as an expression to define a group or individual that is considered to be a hacker(s).

acronym form-
-"lol" meaning "laugh out loud"
-"brb" meaning "be right back"
-"fml" meaning "fuck my life"
-"omg" meaning "oh my god"
-"wtf" meaning "what the fuck"
-"ily" meaning "I love you"

complex acronym form-
(refer to acronym form for definitions)-
-"el oh el" meaning "lol"
-"bee ar bee" meaning "brb"
-"eff em el" meaning "fml"
-"oh em gee" meaning "omg"

phonetic form-
-"ur" meaning "you're" or "you are"
-"orly" meaning "Oh really?"
-"bai" meaning "bye"
-"ghey" meaning "homosexual"
Examples of chathand usage:

"Some people call it "speaking IM", others call it "bad grammar", for those that like semantics, it's called "chathand".

"FFS, carb0n and RF are crashing stickam again? wtf, they swear they are so 1337."

"Michy is hot as fawk, she says ily 2 me, I jizz in my pants."

"oh em geee, stfu and gtfo you perv, stop fucking IM'ing me!"

"o rly? how can I stfu in a chat where I'm not even talking, I'm typing u fucktard."

"fml, I had a test to study for and forgot."
Chathand by aliaz October 21, 2010
USAC; (United States Auto Club), is an open-wheel auto racing sanctioning body for Mopar Midget National Championship, Sprint Car Series, Silver Crown Series and Ford Focus Series.
"Formula 2 races are governed by the USAC sanctioning body."
USAC by aliaz May 15, 2010
SCCA (Sports Car Club of America); an amateur-to-professional level motorsports organization sanctioning races in Autocross, Rally, American Le Mans, Indy, and many other various forms of automotive racing.
"SCCA licensing and/or certification, is required for all drivers entering most major competitive driving events in North America."
SCCA by aliaz May 15, 2010

Dirty Jetski 

A variation of motorboating / submarining; placing the head ass-to-face, motorboating the butt cheeks while being defecated on, urinated on, or farted on.
"LMFAO you can't be serious? A Dirty Jetski? HAHAHAAA that's sooo fkn gross.."
Dirty Jetski by aliaz May 15, 2010