lolwutf

This is when a funny lolwut moment turns bad and is well into the wtf stage of moment awkwardness.

Troll: Google "goatse" and click "images", she's really hot
***RandomUser googles & clicks***
RandomUser: LOLWUTF
Troll: ;D

by aliaz September 23, 2011

SCCA

SCCA (Sports Car Club of America); an amateur-to-professional level motorsports organization sanctioning races in Autocross, Rally, American Le Mans, Indy, and many other various forms of automotive racing.

"SCCA licensing and/or certification, is required for all drivers entering most major competitive driving events in North America."

by aliaz May 14, 2010

Jessica Green

An Australian film actress & fashion model that can probably surf better than you can.=)

RandomNetUser: Who's that Jess chick on instagram that beat out Jessica Alba?

AnotherNetUser: That's Jessica Green, an aussie celeb

RandomNetUser: ... daaaayum brb, need some alone time

AnotherNetUser: perv

by aliaz January 17, 2013

Vesus

Same as Jesus, but in female form. It is the combination of the two terms "Venus" (from Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus) and "Jesus".

There is only one thing Jesus truly fears... Vesus.

by aliaz July 19, 2011

Dirty Jetski

A variation of motorboating / submarining; placing the head ass-to-face, motorboating the butt cheeks while being defecated on, urinated on, or farted on.

"LMFAO you can't be serious? A Dirty Jetski? HAHAHAAA that's sooo fkn gross.."

by aliaz May 15, 2010

Wireclub

Wireclub, the most epic website on the internet with awesome people, tons of chatrooms with games, forums & blogs to post your random meeps, and hilarious moderators that ban trolls as the users watch, laugh, and cheer!

Girl: I love Wireclub!

Troll: I love your chunky thighs :)

Girl: WTF creep!

Mod has joined the room.

Troll: Mods can't do shit, I have 2342 profiles!

***Troll has been banned***

Troll has left the room.

Mod: correction, you "had" 2342, now you have 0 :)

Girl: lol! <3 mods , I wanna be one

Mod: You can! Just press "Shift" then press and hold "Alt" and press "F4" to open the advanced Options Control Panel. but shhhh, it's a secret k ;)

Girl: Omg!!! Thank you so much!

Girl has left the room.

Mod: lmfao!

Admin has joined the room.

Admin: I saw that... and the Rick Roll... :@

Mod: lmao! Uh oh :angel: :bolt:

by aliaz October 06, 2012

Trolololwut

When a troll asks an absurd question for the sake of trolling

Troll: How do you people feel about abortion?
RandomUser: Trolololwut ?!?

by aliaz October 25, 2011