ali's definitions
by Ali November 12, 2004
Get the P4yn3mug. A squaddy mattress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.
by ali November 30, 2004
Get the Squaddy mattressmug. yaser where have you been..i saw you with that girl..your grounded for 2 month and no playing with yourself!
by ali August 29, 2003
Get the yasermug. what you say to someone when you really don't ever wanna see them again because you aren't interested in them
Liz: I had fun, we should do this again sometime.
TRANSLATION: You bored the shit out of me and I'm not interested whatsoever! Never call me again.
TRANSLATION: You bored the shit out of me and I'm not interested whatsoever! Never call me again.
by Ali April 21, 2004
Get the we should do something sometimemug. my cousin's definition for queer when he tried to pronounce queer to his brother but didn't quite come out right.
by Ali November 27, 2004
Get the qwurrmug. 
spelt G-R-I-F-F-I-N....nt griffon...duuuh
youngest member of the Griffin family, with the one goal - world domination and killing his mother lois - most of the time they don't work.
(sorry the nxt bit is so long, i lke stewie and know a few quotes!!!)
youngest member of the Griffin family, with the one goal - world domination and killing his mother lois - most of the time they don't work.
(sorry the nxt bit is so long, i lke stewie and know a few quotes!!!)
"Ok, ok. I've got it, I've got it. If you cooked any more slowly, you wouldn't need an egg timer. You'd need an egg calendar. Oh, that's right. I went there."
"I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up.""
Olivia: You are the weakest link, goodbye. ------
Stewie: Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link goodbye. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!
"I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up.""
Olivia: You are the weakest link, goodbye. ------
Stewie: Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link goodbye. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!
by Ali August 21, 2004
Get the Stewie Griffonmug.