Tiara

semen sprayed into one's hair, thus resembling a tiara (presumably to avoid swallowing the semen). Similar to pearl necklaceonly higher
"I didn't want to swallow his load, so I moved away at the last minute and he wound up giving me a pearl necklace and tiara"
by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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fortune cookie

cookie shaped like moon if moon was made out of cookie dough. fortune shaped like a fortune.
"What's the fortune in your fortune cookie, Alexandra?"
"Fortune?"
by Alexandra January 28, 2003
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come to jesus

Command usually shouted from the pulpit at an evangelical Christian revival.
"Those who are sinners and want to be saved, Come to Jesus! He will save you, just Come to Jesus!"
by Alexandra July 29, 2004
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Hasselhoff

Sponge bobs hairy friend who is also a babe!
by Alexandra April 02, 2005
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Our Kid

Affectionate term for one's own younger brother or sister or a friend's younger sibling.
"Something's afoot with our kid there. She came in at 3 am last night, reeking of whiskey and without her knickers"
by Alexandra July 28, 2004
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Connecticut

My home state...where New Yorkers go to turn off their brains, where NYC business men keep their mistresses, and the nutmeg state. We also have the highest IQ, highest cost of living, one of the highest teen heroin usage levels, and, of course, nutmeg.
We all just really want to get out of Connecticut
by Alexandra December 02, 2004
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long story, no plot

A euphemism used when a story's actual details are too complicated to understand, or too embarassing to get into, or just too boring to bother with wasting the other person's time.
"Why did you two break up?"
"Long story, no plot."
by Alexandra August 06, 2004
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