long story, no plot

A euphemism used when a story's actual details are too complicated to understand, or too embarassing to get into, or just too boring to bother with wasting the other person's time.
"Why did you two break up?"
"Long story, no plot."
by Alexandra August 06, 2004
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One over the eight

Extremely intoxicated (drunk or pissed, whatever your preference)
"Call her a taxi, will you? She's had one over the eight and needs to go home."
by Alexandra July 30, 2004
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Connecticut

My home state...where New Yorkers go to turn off their brains, where NYC business men keep their mistresses, and the nutmeg state. We also have the highest IQ, highest cost of living, one of the highest teen heroin usage levels, and, of course, nutmeg.
We all just really want to get out of Connecticut
by Alexandra December 02, 2004
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disher

"disher" (noun), used to describe someone who can dish it out but can't take it.

These people are often found lamenting the dishings of others, while forgetting the dishings that they themselves have committed.
Everytime I give him shit, he gets pissed at me. But he talks so much shit himself! What a disher!
by Alexandra February 11, 2004
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man-gina

when a man puts his dick between his legs and it looks like a vagina
u have a man-gina...stupid bo
by Alexandra April 02, 2005
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Screw the arse off

1. vigorous and enthusiastic sex
2. to drive an auto or other vehicle agressively and hard
"He screwed the arse off her and she loved it."

"Thomas screwed the arse off the hire car so he could make it to the ceremony on time."
by Alexandra July 30, 2004
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