alexandra's definitions

One over the eight

Extremely intoxicated (drunk or pissed, whatever your preference)

"Call her a taxi, will you? She's had one over the eight and needs to go home."

by Alexandra July 30, 2004

Hasselhoff

Sponge bobs hairy friend who is also a babe!

fuck u david hasselhoff!

by Alexandra April 2, 2005

steaming george

a steaming george is where u poop in their mouth while there giving a rimjob

"damn slut u give the best steaming georges."

by Alexandra April 1, 2005

Tiara

semen sprayed into one's hair, thus resembling a tiara (presumably to avoid swallowing the semen). Similar to pearl necklaceonly higher

"I didn't want to swallow his load, so I moved away at the last minute and he wound up giving me a pearl necklace and tiara"

by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Dip

Stupid, idiotic, or oblivious person

Your such a dip!

by Alexandra March 10, 2004

Barmy

adj. 1.) extremely silly
2.) One who is extremely silly

1. "It's plain barmy of you to think he is a still a virgin at 22!"

2. "Oh, nevermind Sarah. She's not all bad, she's just barmy."

by Alexandra July 27, 2004

nightcap

Sex (thinly veiled euphemism for)

"Would you care to come upstairs for a nightcap?"

Translation: "Am I getting laid tonight or not, lady?"

by Alexandra August 16, 2004