alexandra's definitions

come to jesus

Command usually shouted from the pulpit at an evangelical Christian revival.

"Those who are sinners and want to be saved, Come to Jesus! He will save you, just Come to Jesus!"

by Alexandra July 29, 2004

Our Kid

Affectionate term for one's own younger brother or sister or a friend's younger sibling.

"Something's afoot with our kid there. She came in at 3 am last night, reeking of whiskey and without her knickers"

by Alexandra July 28, 2004

juicy

ADJECTIVE.
Thick and curvacious.

Wow thatgurl is juicy.

by ALEXANDRA April 18, 2004

See a man about a dog

Phrase used to conceal one's true destination, especially in response to an awkward question. Is commonly used in Britain when one is headed to the toilet. See also going to see a man about a dog

"Are you and your wife coming out tonight?" "Uhhhh, I need to see a man about a dog."

"How come you're leaving the table?" "I need to see a man about a dog."

by Alexandra July 29, 2004

One over the eight

Extremely intoxicated (drunk or pissed, whatever your preference)

"Call her a taxi, will you? She's had one over the eight and needs to go home."

by Alexandra July 30, 2004

Hasselhoff

Sponge bobs hairy friend who is also a babe!

fuck u david hasselhoff!

by Alexandra April 2, 2005

Tiara

semen sprayed into one's hair, thus resembling a tiara (presumably to avoid swallowing the semen). Similar to pearl necklaceonly higher

"I didn't want to swallow his load, so I moved away at the last minute and he wound up giving me a pearl necklace and tiara"

by Alexandra July 27, 2004