alexandra's definitions

JC

Jedi Council, the message boards of TheForce.net

Your JC Community - one of the message board's forums

by Alexandra September 24, 2004

disher

"disher" (noun), used to describe someone who can dish it out but can't take it.

These people are often found lamenting the dishings of others, while forgetting the dishings that they themselves have committed.

Everytime I give him shit, he gets pissed at me. But he talks so much shit himself! What a disher!

by Alexandra February 10, 2004

three days grace

Worst band ever...especially because all you "im-so-punk" kids think they're really good. Some of the absolute worst, fake, whiny, mtv-manufactured lyrics I've ever seen. And they always have to be mad cause blah blah they're girlfriend is a bitch and blah blah their parents don't love them and blah blah they're addicted to drugs. SHUT THE FUCK UP!

IM SO PUNK BECAUSE IVE GOT A MOHAWK AND YELL ABOUT HOW IM SO COOL CAUSE I GET HIGH AND STUFF AND yeah, im depressed and i hate my girlfriend .. anarchist forever!! *cough*.

by alexandra May 13, 2005

Tiara

semen sprayed into one's hair, thus resembling a tiara (presumably to avoid swallowing the semen). Similar to pearl necklaceonly higher

"I didn't want to swallow his load, so I moved away at the last minute and he wound up giving me a pearl necklace and tiara"

by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Hasselhoff

Sponge bobs hairy friend who is also a babe!

fuck u david hasselhoff!

by Alexandra April 2, 2005

One over the eight

Extremely intoxicated (drunk or pissed, whatever your preference)

"Call her a taxi, will you? She's had one over the eight and needs to go home."

by Alexandra July 30, 2004

steaming george

a steaming george is where u poop in their mouth while there giving a rimjob

"damn slut u give the best steaming georges."

by Alexandra April 1, 2005