alex's definitions

annual

to drop a deuce regularly

fat conroy came over and took an annual, then left. Next day he took another one, it smelled funkayyyy.

by alex December 28, 2003

thigpen

1) Small, feeble looking teenager who suffers from severe overbite. The Thigpen is usually a bright white and can be seen from miles away.

2) Teenager lacking common sense. The Thigpen has severe homosexual tenedencies and tries to molest girls.

3) Very small adolescent that wears glasses bigger than himself. This version of the Thigpen usually stays quiet, and will kick without warning.

Noun: Your mom's purple nipples remind me of a Thigpen.

Adjective: Lee, that is so Thigpen of you to mention that.

Verb: I ought to Thigpen you across your face!

Interjection: Thigpen! Not on the rug again!

by Alex December 28, 2003

boss

The dog that humps my brother all the time. Boss once had his balls tugged on because he had sexual relations with my cousin.

Stephen takes all the orders from Boss.

by Alex December 28, 2003

clappin in this ass

To hang out or to be a complete dumbass.

After we recorded the new material, we were totally clappin in this ass.

by Alex December 29, 2003

Hogmanay

When Scots and Northern Englanders get drunk on New Years Eve.

How many beers can ye drink on Hogmanay, eh?

by Alex December 29, 2003

jack off

5 knuckle shuffle

when I was 12 I would do it 3-4x a day.

by alex December 30, 2003

bert mccracken

hott,sexy,crazy,
a great singer looks good when he pukes
i am a true fan if this man
i wanna do more than hump his leg i wanna fuck him and bert if you ever read this (i hope) i really do mean this the offers good forever rock on

sexy merry me

by alex December 31, 2003