shitass

a horrible situation or character who has enetered itself into a position beyond the realm of savior, a soul or event who is lost to fecal decay

Oh shitass, my sailboat got hit by a big goddam lightning bolt and my wife and erector set are stuck inside.

by Alex February 19, 2003

pizdec

Its a russian cuz word

For example : your life is fucked up . Fucked up in this situation means - PIZDEC LOL :)

by alex April 02, 2004

gettin' greasy

to have sex

my brother and his girlfriend were gettin' greasy upstairss

by alex April 10, 2004

pig benis

"secret" code for big penis to confuse people. See also pall smenis

me:hey wrigley i have a pig benis
wrigley:Wha?
me:shut up dick i have a pigger benis than thou

by alex October 25, 2004

spiffy

To be dayum smooth

vbVanguard is so spiffy

by alex July 25, 2003

college rock

Music, stemming from college students getting together to form a band, in hopes of becoming rockstars, but doing so by straying away from any mainstream styles and doing so by being jammy and being "unique."

This ultimately results in becoming a typical college band -- having piss-poor production qualities (always done in a weekend's time at a crappy local studio), slightly out of tune vocalists and/or guitars, acoustic guitars, and lots of jamming. 99% of college bands belong to this group, which is why 99% of successful bands do not come from college formed bands.

The college rock phenomenom is why college bands rarely become succesful.

by Alex November 26, 2004

camel toe

frontal wedgie

you can see the lips moving but you can't figure out what they're saying

by Alex March 02, 2004