alex's definitions

hmm ja

Unconcerned and bored expression of acknowledgement. uncaring, blase

You guys are so ignorant.
Hmm ja whaaaaatever.

by Alex September 14, 2002

Tounge

A muscle in your mouthal region, the strongest/most used muscle on/in yur entire body.

The army cut off my tounge when i threatened to talk

by Alex March 5, 2004

Pure dead brilliant

A phrase used in Scotland that means 'the best' or something along those lines.

1. Jock: 'Did yae see that new filum on sat'day?'
McDonold: 'aye, it was Pure dead brilliant!'

2.'Here, Jimmy, that bottle o' bucky was Pure dead brilliant

by Alex July 23, 2003

WINDY POP

A lightly released gas. often release from the world of alex emersons ass. Usually a not so refreshing odour is present after the light eruption

A fart. a guffer.

by alex January 18, 2004

gravy

a substance, action or object that is linked indisputably to a particular person

This kinda shit ain't my gravy.

Don't touch a another man's gravy

by Alex August 21, 2003

hoachin

an unattractive women
an absolute minger

your a fuckin hoacher,

shes fuckin hoachin

by alex December 2, 2003

disconbobulated

when somthing odd happens, and you get an undiscribable confuzed feeling, that cna only be discribed as disconbobulation.

emil jansen was disconbobulated by the square egg that he found on the floor

by Alex August 12, 2004