al's definitions

chemistry

The only natural science that can be broken down into the categories "making drugs" and "blowing stuff up". Unfortunately, chemistry isn't all fun and games, mostly because of chemistry teachers, who are always bitching about things like "significant figures" and "molality versus molarity".

Remember that chemistry demonstration where the teacher burned his eyebrows off? That was hilarious.

by Al February 5, 2004

Nachos

Used to indicate what does NOT belong to you

'dis bitch is NACHOS, she's mine!

by Al December 23, 2003

paddy's motorbike

a trench rammer or "Wacker" - basically a petrol engine driving a flat stomper, used for compacting earth back into a trench or flattening local repairs in tarmac.

So called because of its prolific use by apparently irish road labourers.

this hole's ready for filling, we'd better go and borrow Paddy's motorbike.

by Al January 29, 2005

headbutt

The headbutt is one of the most sinister and cataclysmic subterfuges that could conceivably strike a man down to both knees. When executing this majestic and mind-blowing manuever one can only wonder...Am I next?!

Stalking his victim as a predator stalks its prey, he slowly approached his unsuspecting victim with incredible stealth. Then with a hastey, drunken lunge, he made his assault, colliding heads renendering the recipient of the headbutt, dazed, stunned, and pissed the fuck off.

by AL November 18, 2004

steeds

short verbalism of STDs (sexually transmitted diseases, idiot).

yo, that guys is swarming in steeds.

by al December 1, 2004

soda can

An ugly female.
An ugly female often seen with attractive females.
Often it is the case of when several girls are noticed, all are pretty and one is ugly. Comes from the image of a beautiful serene lake and the view is spoiled by a soda can that has been thrown in the water.

"That bitch ain't nothing but a soda can."

by Al May 17, 2006

Meaty

When something is good

Hey! That new song is meaty!

by Al October 29, 2003