al's definitions

triangle baseball

n., a sexual path where third base is skipped and a party partakes in intercourse before giving oral sex; derrived from the fact that giving head can be unappealing to some newly sexually active people and that they would rather go straight home

"i don't want to suck dick. i'd rather just play triangle baseball."

by al November 10, 2004

dropping off the kids

Having a shit

"Where were you?"
"I was dropping off the kids"
"My arse, having a wank more like!"

by Al April 30, 2004

bodonkadonk

African Ass, Big nice ass on a woman

DAMN look at that banokadonk

by Al June 7, 2003

mall cop

Super Lame bitches that think they are all that 'cause they work the mall security for $8 /hour. They generally wear stupid uniforms and prejudge people who fit their "trouble maker criteria" Instead they overlook all the cracker grannies that steal like motherfuckers.

Mall cop 1: Hey look at those cracker grannies, they are good cocksuckers.
Mall cop 2: Yeah, at $8 /hour that's all I can afford.
Mall cop 1: Stoneridge Mall is full of pig cracker grannies

by Al June 18, 2006

Legohead

Psy Trance Megastar

Legohead goes to the supermarket

by Al April 21, 2003

boys will be boys

What soccer moms say when their son has just done something AWFUL. This statement implies that any negative behavior should be excused on the grounds that boys are always doing things that are wrong, and need to be treated with a degree of leniency that borders on insanity.

Bystander: Oh my God, that kid is raping a nun!!
Soccer Mom: <Fake Laugh> Oh, well, you know. Boys will be boys. I'm sure he just had a hard day at school.

by Al October 27, 2003

birdturd

poop from a birds butt.

theres a birdturd on my head

by al January 20, 2005