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A nick-name for Starbucks based on how much beetus their company creates with their products. A cup o' beetus could be any sugar packed drink they are selling.
Barista: "What can I get started for ya!?"

Fatass: "Yes, um, could I have a trenta, whole milk, caramel frap, with extra caramel and whip."

FPH Member: "Looks like ol' hammy is gettin herself a big cup of the beetus. Fucking Starbeetus... killing out humanity..."
by ak2215 June 03, 2018
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