ak's definitions

bang bus

The best porn site out there. Dirty Sanchez is a stud, picks up all the girls!

Dude, I saw your mom getting boned on BANG BUS!!!

by AK February 21, 2005

cockpuke

n. Synonym of Semen or Cum. Can be used for many sayings. Just replace the word Semen, Cum, or Yogurt.

"Shut the fuck up Joe you pile of Cockpuke!"
"Dude, you know how much Cockpuke that bitch stores in her stomach?"
"I would rather drink a warm bucket of Cockpuke."

by AK November 10, 2004

Corvasi

The act of being late; usually homosexually oriented.

Jeff was so corvasi to class today because he was walking around with his boyfriend.

by AK October 12, 2004

New Jersey

The sickest state that I have ever been in. Hot girls, hot cars, hot beaches! What more can you ask for?

New Jersey is KILLER!

by AK August 8, 2004

Marlboro

A very rich and populated city in New Jersey. Home to the amazing cars and hot girls!

Screw this, I'm going to Marlboro!

by AK August 8, 2004

Wax lyrical

To converse about a subject in an enthusiastic manner.

The man was so excited, he began to wax lyrical about his wife's new breasts.

by AK May 10, 2004

band nerd

a person with no school activities other than band. A person who talks obsessively about the band and the directors. Usually wears fog dog musicwear shirts and makes odd noises saying it is music. They like to congegate in groups and talk about band. They are usually never alone out of fear of rejection and never wonder far from the band hall they also are very nasty closet freaks in large numbers on the band bus where crazy things happen.

I was like totally in the band hall and the director told me to play higher and then.

by ak March 3, 2004