Definitions by ajaw

ugly chick theory 

The theory that every ugly chick has an extremely hot friend. You have to be nice to said ugly chick to get to the hot friend.

"Dammit! There's only ugly chicks here!"

"Dude, don't worry. Remember the Ugly Chick Theory!"

"Sweet."

ugly chick theory by AJAW October 1, 2004

Germany 

A country that is full of people who respect the United States as much as many US citizens respect them. A great country overall, with very nice people, nice cars and good beer.

Remember: It's the German government that hates the US, not the general German public.

Germany by AJAW October 1, 2004

RAF 

The British Royal Air Force. One of the best AFs in the world.

The RAF is second only to the United States Air Force.

RAF by AJAW August 20, 2004

xxx 

1. The best porn EVAR.
2. Really good liquor.
3. A movie that would have been better had they not cast Vin Diesel and Asia Argento in the lead roles.

1. Dude! I saw one pic from the XXX folder and I started jacking off!
2. Yep, I'm wasted. XXX is hard stuff.
3. Vin Diesel and Asia Argento are terrible actors.

xxx by AJAW August 17, 2004

pumped full of plastic 

Having had so many plastic surgeries that it's blatantly obvious.

Ex. Britney Spears, most WWE Divas

pumped full of plastic by AJAW August 17, 2004

butt fugly 

Short for "butt fucking ugly". The worst kind of ugly one can be.

"Jesus christ, that whore is butt fugly! No wonder no one screws her!"

butt fugly by AJAW August 17, 2004

greenpeace

Fucking hippies who deserve to be beaten with 2x4s.

'OMFG! Stop the evilness! We must stop eating meat, stop cutting down trees and stop doing many things vital to our way of life.'

'STFU hippie.'

*shoots hippie*

greenpeace by AJAW August 9, 2004