When you and your partner are in a McDonald's with a miter saw at 2:38 AM, your girl turns on the miter saw and you sit on it whilst shitting, pissing, cumming, and spitting at the same time. This is a sex move of supreme difficulty, however you can also do this solo if your girl's a party pooper and isn't willing to do it.
by aiwefal April 29, 2025
Get the Bombanian Shriveldick Lumberjackmug. It's where a man goes to the city of Chernobyl and grows an extra dick, meaning you now have 3 heads. One on your neck, and now 2 where the sun don't shine.
Guy 1: Dude, look at me! I'm a Ukrainian Hydra!
Guy 2: Wow, I've never seen someone with 2 dicks before. I wonder if I can fit both of them in my mouth.
Guy 1: Well then go for it, son! I bet you can't handle this.
Guy 2: Wow, I've never seen someone with 2 dicks before. I wonder if I can fit both of them in my mouth.
Guy 1: Well then go for it, son! I bet you can't handle this.
by aiwefal April 30, 2025
Get the Ukrainian Hydramug. My man pulled an ascension to heaven last night, I really missed him.
What happened?
I was sucking his dih and he just started falling up!
What happened?
I was sucking his dih and he just started falling up!
by aiwefal May 1, 2025
Get the Ascension To Heavenmug. The act of having sex with a girl at least 10 miles away from both your house and her house, then leaving.
by aiwefal May 1, 2025
Get the Deadlockedmug. When a fat american bitch is so fat, that you can use her pussy as a swimming pool to play Marco Polo in with your friends.
by aiwefal May 1, 2025
Get the Freedom Divemug. by aiwefal May 1, 2025
Get the Clubstepmug.