The Big Black

Who's afraid of the Big Black?
by aiwefal May 01, 2025
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Clubstep

Going to the club, and stepping on 1 girl along with everyone else in there.
Yo I just went Clubstepping last night with the college whore.
Alright! How'd it go?
As planned
by aiwefal May 01, 2025
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When you and your partner are in a McDonald's with a miter saw at 2:38 AM, your girl turns on the miter saw and you sit on it whilst shitting, pissing, cumming, and spitting at the same time. This is a sex move of supreme difficulty, however you can also do this solo if your girl's a party pooper and isn't willing to do it.
"My girl gave me a Bombanian Shriveldick Lumberjack last night, and I mentally ascended."
by aiwefal April 29, 2025
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Ukrainian Hydra

It's where a man goes to the city of Chernobyl and grows an extra dick, meaning you now have 3 heads. One on your neck, and now 2 where the sun don't shine.
Guy 1: Dude, look at me! I'm a Ukrainian Hydra!
Guy 2: Wow, I've never seen someone with 2 dicks before. I wonder if I can fit both of them in my mouth.
Guy 1: Well then go for it, son! I bet you can't handle this.
by aiwefal April 30, 2025
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Ascension To Heaven

When a guy cums so hard, that he switches gravity. May have dire results.
My man pulled an ascension to heaven last night, I really missed him.
What happened?
I was sucking his dih and he just started falling up!
by aiwefal May 01, 2025
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Deadlocked

The act of having sex with a girl at least 10 miles away from both your house and her house, then leaving.
I just Deadlocked my crazy girlfriend bro.
That's great to hear!
by aiwefal May 01, 2025
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Tidal Wave

When your girl squirts so hard, it causes a tsunami in Thailand and Indonesia.
Bro my girl just pulled a Tidal Wave.
Yeah, I saw it on the news.
by aiwefal May 01, 2025
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