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One of the biggest cities in the world. Major ethnic groups are Mexican, Black, Iranian (especially Iranian Jews), Korean and White.
The City of Angels...Los Angeles
by aguynamedandy September 27, 2005
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deragetory term for mexicans in farsi (persian). It literally means "bean." Usually used as an insult. But usually persians dont got much problems with mexicans
Mexican: Fuck you, you little sand-nigger! Chinga tu madre, camel jockey. Little stupid iraní.
Persian: Goheh sag, khafeh sho lubia, beechareh! Boropeyeh caret toon, boro tacos dorostkon.
by aguynamedandy September 11, 2005
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They are Aryans ("True Aryan Race") Iran was originally called "Iranshahr", meaning "Land of the Aryans"
They are semites as well.
They are not white people, but in the US they are classified as 'white', which is extremely offending to their heritage.
They speak Farsi, not Arabic. (Farsi is mainly a mixture of pure Persian, Arabic, and Turkish) Arabic words are in Farsi due to the Arabs conquering Iran hundreds of years ago. Turkish words are in Farsi because, the Safavid Empire's (one of the three Persian Empires) official language was Turkish.
A stereotypical Iranian is fairly skinned, big nosed, dark haired, brown eyed, EXTREMELY hairy (yes, for BOTH genders), pretty rich yet cheap. They love bargains and free stuff. They have odd accents.
by aguynamedandy October 25, 2005
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Jesus was a Jew that lived in the Roman province of Judea. (Judah, Israel, Palestine). He was a good man. He would preach Judaism, and preach on some of his own philosophies. He claimed to be the Jewish Messiah, as foretold in the Hebrew Bible. Some Jews believed that he was the Messiah, but most Jews didn't believe him, because he had not proved it by fullfilling the Messianic prophecies. Then the Jews that rejected him began to call him a troublemaker, and the Roman authorities began to think that he was a man that would revolt against the Roman Empire. The Romans got pissed off and then tortured him, then killed him through the crucifixtion process. Then a bunch of Jews that actually believed that he was the Messiah, got scared and worried that Jesus was not the Messiah, so they went and created the idea that he was the Son of God (YHWH). Then upon believing Jesus was divine, then they assumed he was resurected and ascended into heaven, where he will return to earth from to fullfill the prophecies.
There are two religions that believe in Jesus, Christianity and Islam.
by aguynamedandy July 24, 2006
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you smoke it
it gets you high
you usually love it
dont smoke weed if your friends dont
you will lose them as your friends
...which is why i quit.
by aguynamedandy February 05, 2007
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Jamshid: Koskesh! C'mon! Lets go smoke some of that yonjeh in your new hookah set!

Farid: Yeah, let's smoke that yonjeh with some apple favor too!
by aguynamedandy September 22, 2005
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