31 definitions by agnumbnuts
by agnumbnuts November 15, 2011
Inserting a firework in the butt at 12 oclock midnight and watching it explode and smear the crowd.
HAPPY POOH YEAR!!
HAPPY POOH YEAR!!
by agnumbnuts November 22, 2011
by agnumbnuts November 22, 2011
by agnumbnuts November 22, 2011
Your on the bog and doh! no toilet roll!! only thing around is The Sun newspaper so you end up giving a page 3 girl a shitty beard.
Danny to his mum 'muuummmm we've ran out of bum scrape!'
Mum 'We spent the toilet roll money on fags so use the Scratch and Scream. (ie The Sun)'
Mum 'We spent the toilet roll money on fags so use the Scratch and Scream. (ie The Sun)'
by agnumbnuts November 8, 2011
by agnumbnuts November 22, 2011
Someone Farts and no one admits to it so they get the fart detective on the case to find out who did it.
True story, last friday I was on the bus to work and someone let rip. Damn it smelled! People started to wretch. A lilttle old lady became a fart detective and searched out the culprit who turned out to John Connor after a curry.
by agnumbnuts November 10, 2011