agnumbnuts's definitions

bag, tag and hurl

When your dog does a steamer and you bag it up and chuck it as far as you can to see who you hit.

haha funny story Fido did his business and I bag, tag and hurl ed it at this oldlady

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

smash it right

Knowing you've hit your birds sweet spot after a bit of rough anal because its her first time and shes drunk to be taken advantage of.

Do you think my gf will let me smash it right ? Ill take her to pub first I think

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

Tough Beef

a cow that requires more than the usual amount of punches to the head before its dead.

i was at the slaughter house the other day and bust my knuckles when i came across some tough beef

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

Brown hole investigator

A lover of mens holes

Craig and Danny sitting in a tree...what a set of brown hole investigator s!

by AGnumbnuts November 18, 2011

Yorkshite budgie bagger

when a man from Yorkshire likes to go upto fat blokes who wear budgie smugglers and cups their balls

'Craig your such a Yorkshite budgie bagger ! Leave that guy alone'

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

hotdog mama

A skinny guy who likes to sleep in the folds or flaps of a very fat woman.

Danny loves his hotdog mama sooo much he cant wait to go see her

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

tube trouble

Stuck on a packed train with a turtlehead (a poo), no where to go.

John Connor to Danny 'I was on the train home last night in rush hour and i seriously had tube trouble'.

Danny 'no toilets about?'

John Connor 'nah i was storing it like a camel all day!'.

by AGnumbnuts November 9, 2011