agnumbnuts's definitions

Fart Harvester

Someone who collects farts to sniff later.

'Craig you been collecting your farts again..did you have to bring them to work with you, you fart harvester?!'

by AGnumbnuts November 7, 2011

Jockey Shit

Talking nonsense, chatting aload of arse to someone and them just staring at you in anger cause you make no sense.

Deb to Craig 'Stop talking jockey shit Craig'

Craig 'Bite my brownbear covered arse im going for a kurnal'

by AGnumbnuts November 9, 2011

Tough Beef

a cow that requires more than the usual amount of punches to the head before its dead.

i was at the slaughter house the other day and bust my knuckles when i came across some tough beef

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

Brown hole investigator

A lover of mens holes

Craig and Danny sitting in a tree...what a set of brown hole investigator s!

by AGnumbnuts November 18, 2011

Bianca envy

See Bianca by AGnumbnuts..

When everybody in work wants a bit of Bianca, wants to do the dirty to her but like mentioned she has plenty to go around..but not for any newbies!

David to Craig 'James has taken Bianca around back'

C 'Tell him hes dead if he hurts her'

D 'You really have Bianca envy '

by AGnumbnuts November 17, 2011

banjo'ed

When something breaks to the point of no return. No fixing will ever get it back working.

Helena banjo'ed her car the other day, who let her on the roads shes a menace! Wouldnt mind looking in her box though

by AGnumbnuts November 24, 2011

Urban Splash

The art of pissing up a graffitied wall.

My mate Craig loves abit of urban splash on a weekend.

by AGnumbnuts November 14, 2011