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when a man from Yorkshire likes to go upto fat blokes who wear budgie smugglers and cups their balls
by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011
Get the Yorkshite budgie bagger mug.the bread knife gave me an evil stare last night after I asked could I search her box. She thought I asked could I do her stick my cock in her ass...she nearly stabbed me
ps thats is what I meant though
ps thats is what I meant though
by AGnumbnuts November 24, 2011
Get the bread knife mug.Someone who lives in the city centre and uses his own faeces to use as compost for his plants. Well it is rich in nutrients.
by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011
Get the urban shit storer mug.Your on the bog and doh! no toilet roll!! only thing around is The Sun newspaper so you end up giving a page 3 girl a shitty beard.
Danny to his mum 'muuummmm we've ran out of bum scrape!'
Mum 'We spent the toilet roll money on fags so use the Scratch and Scream. (ie The Sun)'
Mum 'We spent the toilet roll money on fags so use the Scratch and Scream. (ie The Sun)'
by AGnumbnuts November 8, 2011
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Get the hotdog mama mug.Someone Farts and no one admits to it so they get the fart detective on the case to find out who did it.
True story, last friday I was on the bus to work and someone let rip. Damn it smelled! People started to wretch. A lilttle old lady became a fart detective and searched out the culprit who turned out to John Connor after a curry.
by AGnumbnuts November 10, 2011
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