agnumbnuts's definitions

Brown Bear tipper

Someone who takes a shit on a street corner or at a bus shelter or even on a bus cause he just cant be bothered to wait to go toilet.

John Connor is a Brown Bear tipper

by AGnumbnuts November 18, 2011

Brown hole investigator

A lover of mens holes

Craig and Danny sitting in a tree...what a set of brown hole investigator s!

by AGnumbnuts November 18, 2011

Bianca envy

See Bianca by AGnumbnuts..

When everybody in work wants a bit of Bianca, wants to do the dirty to her but like mentioned she has plenty to go around..but not for any newbies!

David to Craig 'James has taken Bianca around back'

C 'Tell him hes dead if he hurts her'

D 'You really have Bianca envy '

by AGnumbnuts November 17, 2011

turd inspector

Accidently swallowing something valuable so you have to wait till poo time to go looking for it.

My girlfriend likes to suck her fingers when we have sex. She plays with herself so her juices are all over her fingers but the other day she swallowed her ring and guess who had to be the turd inspector ?!

by AGnumbnuts November 16, 2011

Having a barney with barney

Having an argument with THE Man, a big company who run every day society like an energy supplier, phone company etc who try ripping you off

D to Sp**rk En**gy 'Your clearly over charging me now fix it and fuck off!'
H to D 'How was your day?'
D 'Well I was Having a barney with barney today , didnt get anywhere'
H 'aw well ill make it better, just bend me over'
D 'boom'

by AGnumbnuts November 16, 2011

Dry as a nuns crutch

Expression for when you are really really thirsty.

My mate Gary wanted to go to the pub, he said his mouth was dry as a nuns crutch

by AGnumbnuts November 15, 2011

baldy fudge packet

An awesome set of words to use when you have tourettes syndrome.

John Connor to his auntie J 'you camco-rozbacking, baldy fudge packet. Willy dribble!'

by AGnumbnuts November 15, 2011