agnumbnuts's definitions

dog batty basher

The 'dog' being a lady of questionable morals who does anything for a bottle of Lambrini.

My mate Tam is a dog batty basher, she loves it!

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

urban shit storer

Someone who lives in the city centre and uses his own faeces to use as compost for his plants. Well it is rich in nutrients.

the teacher at university is an urban shit storer no wonder theres a pong when he comes in

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

Scratch and Scream

Your on the bog and doh! no toilet roll!! only thing around is The Sun newspaper so you end up giving a page 3 girl a shitty beard.

Danny to his mum 'muuummmm we've ran out of bum scrape!'
Mum 'We spent the toilet roll money on fags so use the Scratch and Scream. (ie The Sun)'

by AGnumbnuts November 8, 2011

hotdog mama

A skinny guy who likes to sleep in the folds or flaps of a very fat woman.

Danny loves his hotdog mama sooo much he cant wait to go see her

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

fart and give me a clue

haveing sex with a really fat bird {beached whale}the type of bird you wouldnt like to go on top!!!

i went out the other day and pulled a fat bird and she was fat and i mean fat!!! i was trying to get my dick in her but couldnt find her hole so i had to say to her fart and give me a clue love

by AGnumbnuts November 24, 2011

fart detective

Someone Farts and no one admits to it so they get the fart detective on the case to find out who did it.

True story, last friday I was on the bus to work and someone let rip. Damn it smelled! People started to wretch. A lilttle old lady became a fart detective and searched out the culprit who turned out to John Connor after a curry.

by AGnumbnuts November 10, 2011

The Kurnal

The mother of all poo. The one that blocks your mother-in-laws toilet so that you can never go back there.

The wifes mum doesnt want me to go around there more. The kurnal made an apperance last time!

by AGnumbnuts November 14, 2011