agnumbnuts's definitions

Jockey Shit

Talking nonsense, chatting aload of arse to someone and them just staring at you in anger cause you make no sense.

Deb to Craig 'Stop talking jockey shit Craig'

Craig 'Bite my brownbear covered arse im going for a kurnal'

by AGnumbnuts November 9, 2011

Brown Bear tipper

Someone who takes a shit on a street corner or at a bus shelter or even on a bus cause he just cant be bothered to wait to go toilet.

John Connor is a Brown Bear tipper

by AGnumbnuts November 18, 2011

Dry as a nuns crutch

Expression for when you are really really thirsty.

My mate Gary wanted to go to the pub, he said his mouth was dry as a nuns crutch

by AGnumbnuts November 15, 2011

urban shit storer

Someone who lives in the city centre and uses his own faeces to use as compost for his plants. Well it is rich in nutrients.

the teacher at university is an urban shit storer no wonder theres a pong when he comes in

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

dog batty basher

The 'dog' being a lady of questionable morals who does anything for a bottle of Lambrini.

My mate Tam is a dog batty basher, she loves it!

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

fart detective

Someone Farts and no one admits to it so they get the fart detective on the case to find out who did it.

True story, last friday I was on the bus to work and someone let rip. Damn it smelled! People started to wretch. A lilttle old lady became a fart detective and searched out the culprit who turned out to John Connor after a curry.

by AGnumbnuts November 10, 2011

The Kurnal

The mother of all poo. The one that blocks your mother-in-laws toilet so that you can never go back there.

The wifes mum doesnt want me to go around there more. The kurnal made an apperance last time!

by AGnumbnuts November 14, 2011