by AGnumbnuts November 15, 2011
Your on the bog and doh! no toilet roll!! only thing around is The Sun newspaper so you end up giving a page 3 girl a shitty beard.
Danny to his mum 'muuummmm we've ran out of bum scrape!'
Mum 'We spent the toilet roll money on fags so use the Scratch and Scream. (ie The Sun)'
Mum 'We spent the toilet roll money on fags so use the Scratch and Scream. (ie The Sun)'
by AGnumbnuts November 08, 2011
by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011
by AGnumbnuts November 14, 2011
when a man from Yorkshire likes to go upto fat blokes who wear budgie smugglers and cups their balls
by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011
by AGnumbnuts November 07, 2011
Talking nonsense, chatting aload of arse to someone and them just staring at you in anger cause you make no sense.
Deb to Craig 'Stop talking jockey shit Craig'
Craig 'Bite my brownbear covered arse im going for a kurnal'
Craig 'Bite my brownbear covered arse im going for a kurnal'
by AGnumbnuts November 09, 2011