baldy fudge packet

An awesome set of words to use when you have tourettes syndrome.
John Connor to his auntie J 'you camco-rozbacking, baldy fudge packet. Willy dribble!'
by AGnumbnuts November 15, 2011
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Scratch and Scream

Your on the bog and doh! no toilet roll!! only thing around is The Sun newspaper so you end up giving a page 3 girl a shitty beard.
Danny to his mum 'muuummmm we've ran out of bum scrape!'
Mum 'We spent the toilet roll money on fags so use the Scratch and Scream. (ie The Sun)'
by AGnumbnuts November 08, 2011
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dog batty basher

The 'dog' being a lady of questionable morals who does anything for a bottle of Lambrini.
My mate Tam is a dog batty basher, she loves it!
by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011
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Urban Splash

The art of pissing up a graffitied wall.
My mate Craig loves abit of urban splash on a weekend.
by AGnumbnuts November 14, 2011
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Yorkshite budgie bagger

when a man from Yorkshire likes to go upto fat blokes who wear budgie smugglers and cups their balls
'Craig your such a Yorkshite budgie bagger ! Leave that guy alone'
by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011
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billy Poon

Local chinesse owner and all-round geezer of asain origin - NOT RACIST!
'We off down to billy poons for some prawn toast guys?'
by AGnumbnuts November 07, 2011
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Jockey Shit

Talking nonsense, chatting aload of arse to someone and them just staring at you in anger cause you make no sense.
Deb to Craig 'Stop talking jockey shit Craig'

Craig 'Bite my brownbear covered arse im going for a kurnal'
by AGnumbnuts November 09, 2011
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