31 definitions by agnumbnuts

smash it right

Knowing you've hit your birds sweet spot after a bit of rough anal because its her first time and shes drunk to be taken advantage of.

Do you think my gf will let me smash it right ? Ill take her to pub first I think

by agnumbnuts November 22, 2011

Loubies

A great pair of tits on a petite woman.

Danny and Jc are sitting in the park and a tasty woman goes past.

Danny 'Loubies alert at 1 oclock!'

by agnumbnuts November 14, 2011

Wobblers

Big bouncy boobs walking down the street.

Craig 'wow that birds got big wobblers, imagine those in your face'

by agnumbnuts November 8, 2011

Jockey Shit

Talking nonsense, chatting aload of arse to someone and them just staring at you in anger cause you make no sense.

Deb to Craig 'Stop talking jockey shit Craig'

Craig 'Bite my brownbear covered arse im going for a kurnal'

by agnumbnuts November 9, 2011

Tough Beef

a cow that requires more than the usual amount of punches to the head before its dead.

i was at the slaughter house the other day and bust my knuckles when i came across some tough beef

by agnumbnuts November 22, 2011

worm holeing

The sport of putting a worm up your arse then trying to fart it out before it tries to wriggle all the way up.

Tam 'I did a bit of worm holeing at the weekend'

by agnumbnuts November 22, 2011

Bianca envy

See Bianca by AGnumbnuts..

When everybody in work wants a bit of Bianca, wants to do the dirty to her but like mentioned she has plenty to go around..but not for any newbies!

David to Craig 'James has taken Bianca around back'

C 'Tell him hes dead if he hurts her'

D 'You really have Bianca envy '

by agnumbnuts November 17, 2011