My girlfriend likes to suck her fingers when we have sex. She plays with herself so her juices are all over her fingers but the other day she swallowed her ring and guess who had to be the turd inspector ?!
by AGnumbnuts November 16, 2011
Get the turd inspectormug. by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011
Get the dog batty bashermug. John Connor to Danny 'I was on the train home last night in rush hour and i seriously had tube trouble'.
Danny 'no toilets about?'
John Connor 'nah i was storing it like a camel all day!'.
Danny 'no toilets about?'
John Connor 'nah i was storing it like a camel all day!'.
by AGnumbnuts November 09, 2011
Get the tube troublemug. Inserting a firework in the butt at 12 oclock midnight and watching it explode and smear the crowd.
HAPPY POOH YEAR!!
HAPPY POOH YEAR!!
by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011
Get the New year whirlybirdmug. Someone Farts and no one admits to it so they get the fart detective on the case to find out who did it.
True story, last friday I was on the bus to work and someone let rip. Damn it smelled! People started to wretch. A lilttle old lady became a fart detective and searched out the culprit who turned out to John Connor after a curry.
by AGnumbnuts November 10, 2011
Get the fart detectivemug. Talking nonsense, chatting aload of arse to someone and them just staring at you in anger cause you make no sense.
Deb to Craig 'Stop talking jockey shit Craig'
Craig 'Bite my brownbear covered arse im going for a kurnal'
Craig 'Bite my brownbear covered arse im going for a kurnal'
by AGnumbnuts November 09, 2011
Get the Jockey Shitmug. by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011
Get the hotdog mamamug.