The Kurnal

The mother of all poo. The one that blocks your mother-in-laws toilet so that you can never go back there.
The wifes mum doesnt want me to go around there more. The kurnal made an apperance last time!
by AGnumbnuts November 14, 2011
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hotdog mama

A skinny guy who likes to sleep in the folds or flaps of a very fat woman.
Danny loves his hotdog mama sooo much he cant wait to go see her
by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011
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bread knife

rythming slang for wife
the bread knife gave me an evil stare last night after I asked could I search her box. She thought I asked could I do her stick my cock in her ass...she nearly stabbed me

ps thats is what I meant though
by AGnumbnuts November 24, 2011
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Yorkshite budgie bagger

when a man from Yorkshire likes to go upto fat blokes who wear budgie smugglers and cups their balls
'Craig your such a Yorkshite budgie bagger ! Leave that guy alone'
by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011
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Jockey Shit

Talking nonsense, chatting aload of arse to someone and them just staring at you in anger cause you make no sense.
Deb to Craig 'Stop talking jockey shit Craig'

Craig 'Bite my brownbear covered arse im going for a kurnal'
by AGnumbnuts November 09, 2011
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Fart Harvester

Someone who collects farts to sniff later.
'Craig you been collecting your farts again..did you have to bring them to work with you, you fart harvester?!'
by AGnumbnuts November 07, 2011
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hotdog mama

A skinny guy who enjoys sleeping in the flaps or folds of a very fat woman.
Dave loves sleeping with the mother in law, he loves the hotdog mama
by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011
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