Definitions by agnumbnuts

Loubies 

A great pair of tits on a petite woman.

Danny and Jc are sitting in the park and a tasty woman goes past.

Danny 'Loubies alert at 1 oclock!'

Loubies by AGnumbnuts November 14, 2011

Urban Splash 

The art of pissing up a graffitied wall.

My mate Craig loves abit of urban splash on a weekend.

Urban Splash by AGnumbnuts November 14, 2011

The Kurnal

The mother of all poo. The one that blocks your mother-in-laws toilet so that you can never go back there.

The wifes mum doesnt want me to go around there more. The kurnal made an apperance last time!

The Kurnal by AGnumbnuts November 14, 2011

fart detective 

Someone Farts and no one admits to it so they get the fart detective on the case to find out who did it.

True story, last friday I was on the bus to work and someone let rip. Damn it smelled! People started to wretch. A lilttle old lady became a fart detective and searched out the culprit who turned out to John Connor after a curry.

fart detective by AGnumbnuts November 10, 2011

tube trouble 

Stuck on a packed train with a turtlehead (a poo), no where to go.

John Connor to Danny 'I was on the train home last night in rush hour and i seriously had tube trouble'.

Danny 'no toilets about?'

John Connor 'nah i was storing it like a camel all day!'.

tube trouble by AGnumbnuts November 9, 2011

Jockey Shit 

Talking nonsense, chatting aload of arse to someone and them just staring at you in anger cause you make no sense.

Deb to Craig 'Stop talking jockey shit Craig'

Craig 'Bite my brownbear covered arse im going for a kurnal'

Jockey Shit by AGnumbnuts November 9, 2011

Scratch and Scream 

Your on the bog and doh! no toilet roll!! only thing around is The Sun newspaper so you end up giving a page 3 girl a shitty beard.

Danny to his mum 'muuummmm we've ran out of bum scrape!'
Mum 'We spent the toilet roll money on fags so use the Scratch and Scream. (ie The Sun)'

Scratch and Scream by AGnumbnuts November 8, 2011