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dog batty basher

The 'dog' being a lady of questionable morals who does anything for a bottle of Lambrini.
My mate Tam is a dog batty basher, she loves it!
by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011
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fart detective

Someone Farts and no one admits to it so they get the fart detective on the case to find out who did it.
True story, last friday I was on the bus to work and someone let rip. Damn it smelled! People started to wretch. A lilttle old lady became a fart detective and searched out the culprit who turned out to John Connor after a curry.
by AGnumbnuts November 10, 2011
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baldy fudge packet

An awesome set of words to use when you have tourettes syndrome.
John Connor to his auntie J 'you camco-rozbacking, baldy fudge packet. Willy dribble!'
by AGnumbnuts November 15, 2011
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worm holeing

The sport of putting a worm up your arse then trying to fart it out before it tries to wriggle all the way up.
Tam 'I did a bit of worm holeing at the weekend'
by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011
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bread knife

rythming slang for wife
the bread knife gave me an evil stare last night after I asked could I search her box. She thought I asked could I do her stick my cock in her ass...she nearly stabbed me

ps thats is what I meant though
by AGnumbnuts November 24, 2011
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The Kurnal

The mother of all poo. The one that blocks your mother-in-laws toilet so that you can never go back there.
The wifes mum doesnt want me to go around there more. The kurnal made an apperance last time!
by AGnumbnuts November 14, 2011
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hotdog mama

A skinny guy who likes to sleep in the folds or flaps of a very fat woman.
Danny loves his hotdog mama sooo much he cant wait to go see her
by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011
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