Tough Beef

a cow that requires more than the usual amount of punches to the head before its dead.

i was at the slaughter house the other day and bust my knuckles when i came across some tough beef

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

Wobblers

Big bouncy boobs walking down the street.

Craig 'wow that birds got big wobblers, imagine those in your face'

by AGnumbnuts November 08, 2011

Loubies

A great pair of tits on a petite woman.

Danny and Jc are sitting in the park and a tasty woman goes past.

Danny 'Loubies alert at 1 oclock!'

by AGnumbnuts November 14, 2011

urban shit storer

Someone who lives in the city centre and uses his own faeces to use as compost for his plants. Well it is rich in nutrients.

the teacher at university is an urban shit storer no wonder theres a pong when he comes in

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

playroom dropper

A guy who takes a dump on the floor and blames the baby who just giggles to themselves

Craig was shameless the other day, he did a playroom dropper and his little boy got the blame

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

Fart Harvester

Someone who collects farts to sniff later.

'Craig you been collecting your farts again..did you have to bring them to work with you, you fart harvester?!'

by AGnumbnuts November 07, 2011

Dry as a nuns crutch

Expression for when you are really really thirsty.

My mate Gary wanted to go to the pub, he said his mouth was dry as a nuns crutch

by AGnumbnuts November 15, 2011