agnumbnuts's definitions

dog batty basher

The 'dog' being a lady of questionable morals who does anything for a bottle of Lambrini.

My mate Tam is a dog batty basher, she loves it!

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

fart detective

Someone Farts and no one admits to it so they get the fart detective on the case to find out who did it.

True story, last friday I was on the bus to work and someone let rip. Damn it smelled! People started to wretch. A lilttle old lady became a fart detective and searched out the culprit who turned out to John Connor after a curry.

by AGnumbnuts November 10, 2011

Fart Harvester

Someone who collects farts to sniff later.

'Craig you been collecting your farts again..did you have to bring them to work with you, you fart harvester?!'

by AGnumbnuts November 7, 2011

Yorkshite budgie bagger

when a man from Yorkshire likes to go upto fat blokes who wear budgie smugglers and cups their balls

'Craig your such a Yorkshite budgie bagger ! Leave that guy alone'

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

Brown Bear tipper

Someone who takes a shit on a street corner or at a bus shelter or even on a bus cause he just cant be bothered to wait to go toilet.

John Connor is a Brown Bear tipper

by AGnumbnuts November 18, 2011

Dry as a nuns crutch

Expression for when you are really really thirsty.

My mate Gary wanted to go to the pub, he said his mouth was dry as a nuns crutch

by AGnumbnuts November 15, 2011

urban shit storer

Someone who lives in the city centre and uses his own faeces to use as compost for his plants. Well it is rich in nutrients.

the teacher at university is an urban shit storer no wonder theres a pong when he comes in

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011