Definitions by adrian

myspace 

It is not an epidemic. It is a pandemic. This is the worst pandemic since the black plague.

Myspace must be destroyed...

myspace by Adrian September 24, 2006

Johnny Cash 

The only person that can make me like country music.

Good ol' Johnny Cash.

Johnny Cash by Adrian September 23, 2006

genital herpes 

The most embarassing commercials on tv. Seriously, who the fuck wants to know you have it? If people need help, go see your fucking doctor.

"I have genital herpes"
Thanks for sharing.

genital herpes by Adrian September 22, 2006

futurama

An amazing show that got cancelled by fox, but will come back in 2008 on Comedy Central, because they don't have their heads up their ass.

Futurama will return! Fuck yeah!

futurama by Adrian September 21, 2006

crypt keeper 

the hilarious, creepy, and all around cool host of "tales from the crypt"

The crypt keeper is the shiznit.

crypt keeper by Adrian September 18, 2006

metal gear ray 

The metal gear in Metal Gear Solid 2. The only amphibious metal gear.

Metal Gear RAY was hijacked by Ocelot.

metal gear ray by Adrian September 16, 2006

Newman 

Jerry's arch-enemy on Seinfeld.

Chunky Wrappers? Newman!

Newman by Adrian September 16, 2006