adman12's definitions

dykemaker

A guy so lame in bed, every woman he goes out with suddenly "discovers" that she's gay and leaves him for another woman.

"See that waitress with the buzz cut? She used to be straight and hot before Ted went out with her. That's the second time it's happened this year. He's a real dykemaker."

by Adman12 September 12, 2005

moo-lay

A really cool and sophisticated way to say "mullet," since anything sounds more cool and sophisticated if you pronounce it as if it were French. It also allows you to encode your comment, in case you're overheard.

It has nothing to do with fucking a cow, although there may be some correlation between having a mullet and having a desire to pork the beef.

See also low-zay

"Check out that mullet!" he said, but made sure he pronounced it "moo-lay."

by Adman12 October 27, 2005

cunt fart

The flatulent expulsion of trapped air from the vagina after penile withdrawal.

"When I pulled out, she actually let a cunt fart rip. It was hard not to laugh, but I managed."

by Adman12 September 11, 2005

panty solvent

Another name for liquid panty remover, a term used to describe sweet, premixed alcoholic coolers preferred by teenage girls and appreciated by the boys who pursue them.

See also girl drink drunk.

"Stock the fridge with panty solvent. That girl we met at the party is bringing all her friends."

by Adman12 November 23, 2005

sugar bush

Canadianism for a maple syrup (and maple sugar) farm. So-called because these operations harvest sap from wild maple trees, so the "farm" is actually forest, known in Canada as "the bush."

It has nothing to do with a woman's sweet sweet pubic area, although it sure does sound like it.

"Jacques and me, we went down to Yvette's sugar bush to get some sweet, sweet syrup, eh?"

by Adman12 October 24, 2005

UDism

An UDism is a term that was made up for, and only exists on, Urban Dictionary. It includes imaginative neologisms as well as just plain disgusting dirty crap. If ever used outside the confines of this Web site by anyone other than the originator, it ceases to be an UDism.

UDism is an UDism, but not the dirty kind.

by Adman12 October 20, 2005

Liquor Pig

A person who drinks constantly, heartily and indiscriminatly; a pig for liquor.

"Don's coming over again, so I'd better hide the good stuff. Otherwise, that liquor pig will clear me out."

by Adman12 September 22, 2005