Lay Tracks

When you go into a public restroom stall and lay out some smooth sounds... Also known as serious gas farts (also long turds) in the stall.

"I've got to go lay tracks in the sound booth." Also: "Man, I have got to hit the sound booth and lay down some heavy tracks!"

by AdGuy June 14, 2015

Gumballs

When the skin of your ball sack sticks to your inner thighs like gum and you have to walk funny to unstick them.

I got out of the car on a hot summer day and had "gumballs" all the way to the entrance of Home Depot.

by AdGuy September 27, 2012

Ohkay

A shortened version or collaboration of the words Oh and Okay.

Ohkay, I was wondering what you meant.

by AdGuy September 25, 2015

Mexico City Ad

a blanket term to describe an imagined, completely illegitimate concern to an otherwise well thought-out plan or concept.

their bank heist plan had been flawless, planned over many months with no detail overlooked.

but reflecting from the cold stony walls of their jail cell, they realized they had failed utterly to plan for one crucial factor: the Mexico City Ad.

by adguy March 31, 2009

Beformance

Someone who has rushed to the theater on opening weekend to see the latest flick. Then acts out, in annoying detail, all of the best highlights of a movie before you've actually seen it. Giving away the plot and virtually every good part of the movie... ruining it for you.

Did you see Michael giving a beformance of the new Planet Of The Apes movie? What an ass! Thanks for blowing it for me... loser!

by AdGuy August 25, 2014

Thingamado

Anything a person decides they are going to do one day. A procrastinator's favorite verb.

Yeah, yeah, that's another thingamado... maybe next week... we'll see!

by AdGuy October 28, 2015

Breastimation

Estimating the qualities of a woman's breast, in size, shape and elasticity.

Two guys are in a bar and one says, "Hey dude! Check out her twins... What do you think?". The second guy says, " Well, in my breastimation they are heavenly!".

by AdGuy January 17, 2015