tostadocrastination

This is when you're watching TV and you have a bag of tostados and the dip, and you procrastinate opening it because you don't want to miss whats on TV.

I am procrastinating right now, by entering this definition for tostadocrastination.

by Adel7 March 28, 2009

zexual energy

Sexual energy that has been converted, through zen and mental control, to productive forces.

I decided to stop obsessing over Ashley. Now with all my zexual energy I will start a company!!

by Adel7 June 02, 2011

dime

1. A ten cent coin in the US that is the smallest coin available. But by weight it is interestingly the same proportion per cent as the quarter. A very nice coin that is often overlooked and dropped a lot

2. In basketball, an assist, and usually a skillful assist. A baller who gives out lots of dimes is a huge asset. See Chris Paul, Jason Kidd, Steve Nash, and John Stockton as examples of great dime-distributors.

3. Very cool - 10 out of 10.

1. Woah dude, look at that dime on the ground... *kneeling down to pick it up* - AWESOME MAN it's from 1962 - a 90% silver dime man!

2. Chris Paul not only makes awesome shots under pressure, but his ability to rack up dimes is unbelievable.

3. Wow, I'm speechless. She's a dime.

by Adel7 September 23, 2007

mish mumkin

Mainly used in the Egyptian dialect of Arabic, this phrase means "no way!"

So if you visit Cairo one day, and want to try to haggle with one of the merchants in Khan-al-Khalili, you can keep saying "mish mumkin" when they offer you a price until they get to the lowest price.

Dude 1: "Man, yesterday I saw a Lamborghini Countach that was painted with a really glossy and shiny blackish-purple color, and it had spinning rims, and to top the back spoiler was shaped differently, and it looked really scary. Plus a huge flame came out of the exhaust once that sucker took off."

Dude 2: "Mish mumkin!"

Dude 1: "How could I lie about this man?"

by Adel7 September 23, 2007

victorinox

A Swiss company that produces the classic Swiss Army Knife collection. Victorinox also owns Wenger, another company that makes Swiss Army Knives. There are many different kinds of SAKs of many different sizes. Some have USB drives on them, lights, pens, all kinds of tools, even MP3 players.

Having a Swiss Army Knife is a good idea. You should get one of the small ones at least to put on your keychain. Add in a classic Leatherman and you're ready for anything.

Dude 1: "Woah, dude, where'd ya get that Victorinox knife from? It looks like something out of the old MacGyver shows dude."

dude 2: "Yeah, word."

Dude 1: "What'll they come out with next?"

Dude 2: "We'll see. It'll be cool fa sho."

by Adel7 August 27, 2007

ecdysis

1. A biological term meaning the shedding of an outer hard layer(like cuticle), such as done by a snake or a crustacean when it's molting.

2. A strip performance, as done by an ecdysiast.

Snakes are known to perform an ecdysis in order to grow a new outer layer. Interesting, but I'm more interested in the other form of ecdysis performed by females of the human species.

by Adel7 September 11, 2007

½ star hotel

A hotel that is in such a dilapitated state that it isn't even one star, but half a star.

While driving to Montana, we stopped at this motel looking place along the side of the road. Turned out to be a ½ star hotel . There were cockroaches and rats running around, and instead of a TV they had a bumpkin come and dance outside the broken window for half an hour. And instead of a heater there was a bunch of candles. And instead of a bathroom there was a hole in the ground outside. For the breakfast buffet they had some cows outside and there was some wheat to eat. That was a ½ star hotel ya know. But overall it was pretty good for the 10 bucks we paid.

by Adel7 January 16, 2008