adel7's definitions

hit the border

To go to Taco Bell. Usually occurs in the late hours of the night, after 11 PM.

Adam: "Ay, bro, do we have any pizza left from yesterday?"

Matt: "Naah, man. I guess we should... uhh.... hit the border?"

Adam: "Yeaaaaaaaaaaaahh. Chalupas, spicy chicken tacos, Taquitos, and bean burritos! Let's hit the border!"

Matt: "Aight, let's bounce."

by Adel7 August 27, 2007

ecdysis

1. A biological term meaning the shedding of an outer hard layer(like cuticle), such as done by a snake or a crustacean when it's molting.

2. A strip performance, as done by an ecdysiast.

Snakes are known to perform an ecdysis in order to grow a new outer layer. Interesting, but I'm more interested in the other form of ecdysis performed by females of the human species.

by Adel7 September 11, 2007

½ star hotel

A hotel that is in such a dilapitated state that it isn't even one star, but half a star.

While driving to Montana, we stopped at this motel looking place along the side of the road. Turned out to be a ½ star hotel . There were cockroaches and rats running around, and instead of a TV they had a bumpkin come and dance outside the broken window for half an hour. And instead of a heater there was a bunch of candles. And instead of a bathroom there was a hole in the ground outside. For the breakfast buffet they had some cows outside and there was some wheat to eat. That was a ½ star hotel ya know. But overall it was pretty good for the 10 bucks we paid.

by Adel7 January 16, 2008

victorinox

A Swiss company that produces the classic Swiss Army Knife collection. Victorinox also owns Wenger, another company that makes Swiss Army Knives. There are many different kinds of SAKs of many different sizes. Some have USB drives on them, lights, pens, all kinds of tools, even MP3 players.

Having a Swiss Army Knife is a good idea. You should get one of the small ones at least to put on your keychain. Add in a classic Leatherman and you're ready for anything.

Dude 1: "Woah, dude, where'd ya get that Victorinox knife from? It looks like something out of the old MacGyver shows dude."

dude 2: "Yeah, word."

Dude 1: "What'll they come out with next?"

Dude 2: "We'll see. It'll be cool fa sho."

by Adel7 August 27, 2007

Hillary Clinton

A big-mouthed power-hungry woman who thinks that illegal immigrants should be allowed to get drivers licenses.

She's also a conniving and deceitful temptress who will probably get revenge of her husbands Oval Office scandal by having her own scandal, except probably it will be even more scandalous - because it will involve a horse and two mastiffs.

Hillary Clinton also has lied many times and is a very pro-Zionist bitch who did not do such a great job in New York.

Hillary Clinton as our next president... it seems like a very real possibility, but we should fight against her and go with someone truly motivational and new, like BO. BO - fa'sho. BO on top of the flo, fa sho.

by Adel7 December 29, 2007

afrocrastination

Procrastinating with getting a haircut until one develops an afro.

Man, did you see Omar lately? Woah, talk about afrocrastination. He reminds me of Dr. J back in the 70s.

by Adel7 December 28, 2007

Wopila tanka

"Many thanks" in Lakota, a native American language.

Random Person to me: "Sir, you deserve a raise. Here's a few benjamins. Don't ask how or why.."

Me: "Wopila tanka - don't ask what that means."

by Adel7 January 16, 2008