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White Oak

A comment made after a homosexual remark to secure one's manliness.
"Every Tuesday morning in November I like to go with Bruce in the Ford pickup and go up North. We pitch a tent, light some fires, kill some deer... moose.... elk.... you know... do manly things. But when it comes to evening, it's all Barry White and anal sex. White oak."
by Adam October 10, 2004
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Axin

African American Slang for asking, bastardized to askin, bastardized to axin'.
Dude chill, I was just axin' you a question.
by Adam July 15, 2004
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mantlepiecing

verb: To bring a photo of yourself (preferrably pre-framed) to a party at someone's house, then place the photo among other photos of host's family and such on a mantle or dresser. Popularized by a column on CollegeHumor.com, though some celebrity hairdresser douche claims credit.
As Heather was cleaning her house the morning after her New Year's party, she realized her dresser had been mantlepieced by Adam.
by Adam January 1, 2005
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priznap

To take a huge, greasy, smelly shit.
I took a huge priznap the next morning after drinking that case of beer and eating those dozen tacos.
by Adam May 7, 2005
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fowlered

when your bitch hoe breaks it off four months before the wedding, and you dont get your ring back
"why is steve so wasted"
"didn't you hear he got FOWLERED last saturday"
by Adam May 13, 2005
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wastegate wanker

The V-8 crowd. Usually inhabiting corners of autoparts stores, feed stores, hardware stores, ect, constantly talking shit on "import" style cars. Commonly refering to 4 cyl cars as slow. Oblivious to the fact that 4 bangers can have double the HP, tq, and gasmileage of any stock to moderatly modified mustang camaro, TA, ect with Mild modification. having twice the HP per cylender, power to weight ration. coining the title, for being known as stupid ignorant wankers.
"all i need is a turbo, you need 4 more cylenders."
by Adam May 13, 2005
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hosue

A declaration of frustration, typically following a typo. Though mostly used in instant messenger conversations, it has also been used with tongue twisters and mispronounciations.
fluffy_bunny: what tmie are you coming over?
cattygoth: tmie?
fluffy_bunny: hosue! time, not tmie!
by Adam November 8, 2004
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