ace's definitions

grundola

The space between your rectum and your balls. Also known as the "guiche" in technical terms.

"Oh man, I just got my grundola pierced, that shit hurt!"

by Ace December 6, 2003

Jelqing

The correct medical slang for exercising one's penis for both enlargement in size and girth. Requires a man to basically jack off for 20 minutes, 3 times a week, while maintaing a non erect penis, and no money shot. Surprisingly it does work, but sadly like all exercise of any muscle it requires hard work, repetition, and daily showers (*wink*).

Tony was your typical asian with a 3 inch penis before Jelqing 3 times a week for 3 months. His results a normal 5 inch penis, Go TONY!

by Ace May 8, 2005

Ville

In Louisville call people by "Ville"

greeting a person by "Yo What Up Ville"

by AcE February 4, 2005

bootleg

Something that really sucks or is really bad...

Yo, that drum set is bootleg man...

by Ace June 9, 2004

splice

The hottest dude alive.

-Whoa man, you look almost as good as Splice!

-Brah, you're lookin' Splice tonight.

by Ace March 12, 2004

Gongore

A man of large size with alot of power

by Ace March 9, 2003

'tard

Shortened version of "retard" (someone who is retarded).

Susie dropped her cafeteria tray? What a 'tard!

by Ace February 5, 2002