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Ville

In Louisville call people by "Ville"
by AcE February 4, 2005
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Jelqing

The correct medical slang for exercising one's penis for both enlargement in size and girth. Requires a man to basically jack off for 20 minutes, 3 times a week, while maintaing a non erect penis, and no money shot. Surprisingly it does work, but sadly like all exercise of any muscle it requires hard work, repetition, and daily showers (*wink*).
Tony was your typical asian with a 3 inch penis before Jelqing 3 times a week for 3 months. His results a normal 5 inch penis, Go TONY!
by Ace May 8, 2005
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bootleg

Something that really sucks or is really bad...
Yo, that drum set is bootleg man...
by Ace June 9, 2004
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slampiglet

like a slampig, but for girls under 13
my little sister is big slampiglet
by Ace April 13, 2004
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nerd

A unattractive, socially clumsy or unstylish individual; or someone who is considered intellectual or "brainy."
"Ugh! I went to the library and it was full of computer nerds!"
by Ace February 5, 2002
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slampig

a female who loves to have sex; under 13, they are called slampiglets
My girlfriend is quite a slampig.
by Ace April 13, 2004
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Tird Burgerler

a pice of tird that gets stolen from your ring piece
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by ace September 11, 2003
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