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by AcE February 4, 2005

The correct medical slang for exercising one's penis for both enlargement in size and girth. Requires a man to basically jack off for 20 minutes, 3 times a week, while maintaing a non erect penis, and no money shot. Surprisingly it does work, but sadly like all exercise of any muscle it requires hard work, repetition, and daily showers (*wink*).
Tony was your typical asian with a 3 inch penis before Jelqing 3 times a week for 3 months. His results a normal 5 inch penis, Go TONY!
by Ace May 8, 2005

by Ace June 9, 2004

my little sister is big slampiglet
by Ace April 13, 2004

A unattractive, socially clumsy or unstylish individual; or someone who is considered intellectual or "brainy."
by Ace February 5, 2002

My girlfriend is quite a slampig.
by Ace April 13, 2004
