Jelqing

The correct medical slang for exercising one's penis for both enlargement in size and girth. Requires a man to basically jack off for 20 minutes, 3 times a week, while maintaing a non erect penis, and no money shot. Surprisingly it does work, but sadly like all exercise of any muscle it requires hard work, repetition, and daily showers (*wink*).

Tony was your typical asian with a 3 inch penis before Jelqing 3 times a week for 3 months. His results a normal 5 inch penis, Go TONY!

by Ace May 08, 2005

herbsman

kind and gentle people who enjoy reeling in the days with their best friends while smoking large amounts of marijuana. they also sell it occasionally, and they always share

have you heard of Adam and Mike?
yeah dude, they started herbsman inc.

by Ace May 11, 2004

cocomo

1) COnstructive COst MOdel
2) The finest creation of USC
3) The biggest waste of time and most useless piece of software
4) The most screwed up class at USC teaches how to use Cocomo and how it works
5) An island off the Florida keys
6) Home of the University of Indiana
7) A place where I want to retire to.
8) Land of beautiful palm trees and gorgeous babes.
9) Paradise on earth, why would I live anywhere else
10) One of the few words with so many diverse and different definitions

That's where we wanna go, way down to Cocomo.

by ace April 10, 2004

owned

When someone out does you totally, when someone does something fucking awesome.

Matt was just owned by that Jewish guy!

by Ace March 05, 2005

Neal Schon

The under rated guitarist for Journey. AKA TFRG.

He plays almost a Neal Schon lead.

by ace October 22, 2003

LVR

Crazy weirdo that kills stupid mice.

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by Ace April 04, 2005

LVR

Crazy weirdo that kills stupid mice.

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by Ace April 04, 2005