DUBS

a) to cuss someone
b) unlucky/gutted

a) he was being a twat so i gave him dubs
b) he broke his leg.....DUBS!

by abingdon posse May 19, 2003

shilt

a silvery spray of semen

she sucked his dick and he shilted on her face

by abingdon posse May 19, 2003

chutney ferret

a dirty scrubber who nibbles the chunks of corn from freshly laid cleveland steamers

as a last resort howard feather became a bum raping chutney ferret

by abingdon posse May 21, 2003

strunging

the use of a snake for the purposes of sexual gratification

i saw a porno the other day and this girl was strunging herself

by abingdon posse October 22, 2004

wizard's sleeve

a wizard's sleeve first involves anal fisting. once the arm is in, preferably elbow deep, grip whatever part of the intestines is at hand and yank the arm out firmly. with any luck the colon should follow giving the fister a wizard's sleeve.

chater wore beverly's wizard's sleeve with pride

by abingdon posse October 22, 2004

spingelet

a thick rubber suit to prevent being felched by your opponent during times of butt wars or arse wrestling

her tongue ricocheted off the shimmering spingelet

by abingdon posse May 21, 2003

p.k.

pakki

Jaz, you're a stinking p.k.

by abingdon posse May 25, 2003