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Saliva

woman juice used to lube the cock for head
spit some saliva on my tool and get back to work
by Aaron December 8, 2003
mugGet the Salivamug.

dirty dick

When one uses their genitalia(usually male)on a person or object ie. coffee mug, phone reciever, sandwich, door handle, person's forehead etc. Best experienced when observing someone touching or eating an object that has been dirty dicked.
Lets give everyone's car door handle a dirty dickin so wherever they go today they have dick on their hand.
by Aaron December 19, 2003
mugGet the dirty dickmug.

Casbah

by Aaron November 16, 2003
mugGet the Casbahmug.

leftover crack

Leftover Crack (n.) 1: A non-existent thing.

2: An awesome punk/ska band originating from New York City. AKA Choking Victim.
I can't stop listening to Leftover Crack after that incredible show they played!
by Aaron July 5, 2003
mugGet the leftover crackmug.

mullet

Also known as the "three-eleven".
"Hey barber, give me a three-eleven."
by Aaron February 18, 2003
mugGet the mulletmug.

Scarpnut

Bloody residue left over after beating off with an abrasive material
Goddamn Scarpnut left me with no skin on my dick
by Aaron November 6, 2004
mugGet the Scarpnutmug.

Las Vegas

A lot of you people need to stop hating on Vegas! Some of you are basing your definitions on tired stereotypes and don't realize that LV is more then drive through weddings and cheap motels and hookers!

We have very affluent suburbs, many beautifully designed Hotels, and thanks to all the tourists a booming economy! We also have excellent dinning, mostly good weather, and shopping that rival that of New York and LA.

And to address the issues of prostitution and gambling, prostitution is illegal in LV and if you have a gambling addiction... don't gamble genius, simple as that!

Yes, it is true we have problems here but so do all large cities. Also on a side note our murder rates are lower then a lot of cities and our city’s "ghettos" are much safer too.
Look, I know it's not perfect but what city is?
by Aaron December 18, 2004
mugGet the Las Vegasmug.

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