aaron's definitions

banus

a tube comeing out of the anus

what a banus licker

by aaron September 30, 2003

hatefuck

To have sex, especially in a rough manner, with someone who one finds physically attractive but personally loathsome. Sometimes abbreviated HF in polite company. Antonym: Tender Lovin' Fuck (TLF).

"Man, I would like to hatefuck Ann Coulter," said Jeff, a staunch liberal.

by Aaron January 26, 2004

smurfberries

This is another word for triple c, since they are red, have a sweet taste, and if you take enough of them then you start tripping like a smurf. The safe dosage is usually 6, though I've taken up to 8 without any trouble. Wouldn't suggest going over this though. Besides DXM, the other chemical in these is really dangerous, and can make for a very nasty & painful overdose.

Me and my friend were popping some smurfberries earlier.

by Aaron September 18, 2004

Marzipan

An independant yet whiney skinny blond girl who doesn't seem to realize she could have anyone on of the guys to herself (see also: Uglypan)

Strongbad trying to do Marzipan's voice on her answering machine: "Hi Oh, hello Marzipan... start calling yourself Uglypan."

by Aaron December 8, 2003

Katifo

Unconcious due to traumatic injury.
An alternate spelling of ktfo, which gives it a pronunciation.

The brick hit him in the head, and he was katifo.

by Aaron March 29, 2004

))<>((

The "Back and forth" poop sign popularized by the movie "Me, You, and Everyone We Know" the )) and (( are two butts, and the <> is poop going back and forth between the two butts. This was supposedly "invented" by a young boy talking to a 40 year old woman on a chat room and pooping "back and forth, forever" is his idea of romance.

"))<>((
You poop into my butt hole and I poop into your butt hole ... back and forth ... forever." - Robby (age 6) (Me, You, and Everyone We Know)

by Aaron June 19, 2006

Tender Lovin' Fuck

To have intercourse with in a tender, romantic matter, or an individual who one deems worthy of such treatment. Only used in discussions of whether individuals are hatefucks or not. Abbreviated "TLF".

Matt and his roommate had frequent debates over whether Jennifer Aniston was a HF (hatefuck) or TLF (Tender Lovin' Fuck), for while she represented the pinnacle of self-satisfied celebrity, she also maintained a convincing facade of genuine sweetness.

by Aaron January 26, 2004