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deep dickin

When a male fucks the hell out of a girl usually resulting in her crying, bleeding, screaming, hurting etc. Then afterwards her being obsessed and calling you and your friends trying to get ahold of you all damn day. Knowing damn well all she wants is some dick.
Go tell your mom to call me tonight because I probably gave her a deep dickin.
by Aaron December 19, 2003
mugGet the deep dickinmug.

Mom-Hater

"Vic hid a Mom's salt shaker, therefor he is a Mom-Hater."
by Aaron August 23, 2004
mugGet the Mom-Hatermug.

Tender Lovin' Fuck

To have intercourse with in a tender, romantic matter, or an individual who one deems worthy of such treatment. Only used in discussions of whether individuals are hatefucks or not. Abbreviated "TLF".
Matt and his roommate had frequent debates over whether Jennifer Aniston was a HF (hatefuck) or TLF (Tender Lovin' Fuck), for while she represented the pinnacle of self-satisfied celebrity, she also maintained a convincing facade of genuine sweetness.
by Aaron January 26, 2004
mugGet the Tender Lovin' Fuckmug.

Imac

A personal computer first introduced in 1998 and then re-designed and re-introduced in 2002. First incarnation was a pc with a 15 inch display. The 2nd design featured a 15 or 17 inch flat panel lcd screen held up by a metal arm. On the 2002 model, the display angle and position can be adjusted due to the metal arm which holds it up.
I went to the Apple store to see 4 iMacs lined up in a row.
by Aaron July 6, 2003
mugGet the Imacmug.

Katifo

Unconcious due to traumatic injury.
An alternate spelling of ktfo, which gives it a pronunciation.
The brick hit him in the head, and he was katifo.
by Aaron March 29, 2004
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))<>((

The "Back and forth" poop sign popularized by the movie "Me, You, and Everyone We Know" the )) and (( are two butts, and the <> is poop going back and forth between the two butts. This was supposedly "invented" by a young boy talking to a 40 year old woman on a chat room and pooping "back and forth, forever" is his idea of romance.
"))<>((
You poop into my butt hole and I poop into your butt hole ... back and forth ... forever." - Robby (age 6) (Me, You, and Everyone We Know)
by Aaron June 19, 2006
mugGet the ))<>((mug.

spike morris

by aaron October 6, 2003
mugGet the spike morrismug.

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