Definitions by aaron

rildo 

"for real though"

For rildo dildo.

rildo by Aaron February 14, 2004

hatefuck 

To have sex, especially in a rough manner, with someone who one finds physically attractive but personally loathsome. Sometimes abbreviated HF in polite company. Antonym: Tender Lovin' Fuck (TLF).

"Man, I would like to hatefuck Ann Coulter," said Jeff, a staunch liberal.

hatefuck by Aaron January 26, 2004

TLF 

Abbreviation for Tender Lovin' Fuck.

Clare Danes is most definitely a TLF, not an HF, as she is wholesome, sweet, and seemingly intelligent.

TLF by Aaron January 26, 2004

hf 

Abbreviation for hatefuck. Often used in debates about whether individual celebrities are TLFs or not.

Matt and his roommate often talked about starting a website called TLForHF.com, similar to amihotornot.com, where users rated celebrities on the classic scale, but never got around to it.

hf by Aaron January 26, 2004

Tender Lovin' Fuck 

To have intercourse with in a tender, romantic matter, or an individual who one deems worthy of such treatment. Only used in discussions of whether individuals are hatefucks or not. Abbreviated "TLF".

Matt and his roommate had frequent debates over whether Jennifer Aniston was a HF (hatefuck) or TLF (Tender Lovin' Fuck), for while she represented the pinnacle of self-satisfied celebrity, she also maintained a convincing facade of genuine sweetness.

Tender Lovin' Fuck by Aaron January 26, 2004

nipple-toe

used to describe someone you hate. useully said by someone with limited vocab.

shut up mark you nipple toe!

nipple-toe by Aaron January 24, 2004

bull sperm 

self explanitory

lindsay doesnt like bull sperm very much.

bull sperm by aaron January 22, 2004