Definitions by aalh

cougar woods

A hot older woman in Nike golf clothes.

Did you see that milf on the golf course?
She was a regular Cougar Woods.

cougar woods by aalh November 2, 2011

status pirate 

Someone that rampantly repost the statuses of others instead of creating their own.

We started calling Jimmy "Echo" cuz he's such a status pirate.

status pirate by aalh July 28, 2011

nyrr 

Exclamation: extreme displeasure

Noun: undesirable items or accumulation

Adj: to be in an undesirable, often counterproductive state

This attic hasn't been touched in years. Look at the nyrr on everything!

nyrr by aalh June 9, 2011

Gertch 

Noun:
A rarely seen, unique creature resembling a garden gnome, inhabiting horticultural regions who, through eldritch methods, turns nyrr into gold. Upon completion of it's designs it will often fade away, leaving one to wonder if it was ever there.

You must have been visited by Gertch in the night, the flowers are all blooming.

Gertch by aalh June 9, 2011

Bed Hole 

What results when bed gravity reaches the point at which nothing can escape it.

After that party, I doubt we will see Bob this morning. He probably fell into a bed hole.

Bed Hole by aalh June 9, 2011

gertch 

to work at
to endeavor
usually manual exertion often involving grounds-keeping/landscaping and lots of sweat.

You spent all day gertching in the garden, it looks great.

gertch by aalh April 28, 2011