aNoNymous's definitions

banjo

The small strand of skin that joins the Kojack to the Rollneck on an uncircumcized male sexual organ

Last night I was procreating with a member of the female gender, when she took my organ in her mouth and licked my banjo

by Anonymous May 4, 2003

evilhasreturned

god,the ultimate being, perfection

god

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

Definate

This is not the way it's spelled!

The way to spell "definite" is DEFINITE.
There's no "A" in it! Dammit!
And, while I'm on the subject, there is no "A" in "excellent"!

by Anonymous August 6, 2003

bitner

1. Having achieved brief infamy or success, then proceeding to fail or bungle colossally at one or more careers or activities, partaking of a rampage of self-destruction and ruin, then moving on to something completely random and wierd, to the amazement of all.
2. The fetish of hiring and interacting with but not having sex with a prostitute.

"That is so Bitner!"

by Anonymous May 24, 2003

Megawatts

To dangerously raise the level of homosexuality in any room.

"Damnit! You just megawatts the whole place, I'm out"

by Anonymous March 6, 2003

internet

A complete failure.

People who make blogs ruined the internet.

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

oregon house

A place where some people are happy and others are not. Also, Brian and Eric grew up there

-Hey, I hear there's a wicked party in oregon house tonight.

-Yeah, let's not go. Didn't Brian and Eric grow up there?

by anonymous April 19, 2005