aNOMaly's definitions

barney

An awkward, lame beach-goer.

A poser who tries to look like he surfs or swims, yet flails around in a helpless panic when he gets in the water.

by Anomaly February 20, 2005

neologue

Coiner of new words.

Urban dictionary is an oasis for neologues.

by Anomaly July 19, 2005

diea

1. Hard Spanking, 2. Bondage Style Spanking

Wanna go have a nice diea?

by Anomaly July 2, 2003

all y'all's

Southern slang for "your"

Hey kids, are these all y'all's pork rinds?

by Anomaly July 18, 2005

uber neighbor

A neighbor who is too eager to make friends. AKA: "Nuber"

Is Dick's uber neighbor trying to get him to go to a bible study again?

by Anomaly December 11, 2005

supernomaly

A word which begins as a name for a specific member of a general class of items, but which ends up signifying the entire class.

Because Xerox was the first manufacturer of photocopy machines, many people now use "Xerox" as a synonym for photocopier, thus rendering "xerox" a supernomaly.

by Anomaly September 24, 2005

schlitz-faced

One who is shit-faced on cheap booze, such as Schlitz beer.

The girl at Snake and Jake's was so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool without provocation.

by Anomaly July 8, 2005