lexophile

Lexophiles do it with letters.
by Anomaly July 19, 2005
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creme de la merd

The best of the worst.

(From the French saying, "creme de la creme," except that it means "cream of the shit")
Taco Bell is the creme de la merd of late night fast food dining.
by Anomaly September 24, 2005
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schlitz-faced

One who is shit-faced on cheap booze, such as Schlitz beer.
The girl at Snake and Jake's was so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool without provocation.
by Anomaly July 08, 2005
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barney

An awkward, lame beach-goer.
A poser who tries to look like he surfs or swims, yet flails around in a helpless panic when he gets in the water.
by Anomaly February 20, 2005
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smil

i just rolled my car dude!

smil!
by aNOMaly February 07, 2014
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Dossin

1. One of the most clueless, non-smart people in the world, His unexplainable actions and obsession with running is unparalleled.

2. Penis. See Synonyms: Peter, John.
"Dossin just shit his pants"

"Just grab my Dossin once, please?"
by anomaly December 07, 2003
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freegift

vb.
To give someone a gift that you got for free (usually without telling them that it cost you nothing).
Ah, Nancy, you freegifted that necklace!
by Anomaly January 15, 2007
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