beer shits

what one gets from drinking (1) lonestar beer.

damn i got lonestar syndrome! (beershits)

by alex January 18, 2005

RTFM

what some headstrong guys won't do if something's wrong with a piece of equipment, then blame the problem on it

"Why the hell won't this computer play my MP3s?"
"RTFM, it'll tell ya."

by Alex March 19, 2003

omgzorz

Yet another amazing internet word. this one is a doozy, its used in computer games and AIM. mostly to sound like an awesomely cool kids when in actuallity you spend ALL of your time on the computer playing games and flaming people in message boards. i raise my drink to you.

translation: Oh My God!

Omgzorz dat n00b got pwn3d!!11

by alex July 18, 2004

Craven Morehead

apparently Trebek is

by Alex March 11, 2003

AK-74

Kalashnikov designed weapon, reformed from the AK-47. It is the main stay of the Russian Infantry. It has a 5.45 x 39mm bullet. More like the 5.56mm which the American M-16A2 uses. It is much more accurate and more muzzle velocity. Simple terms, a very much improved AK-47.
Calibur-5.45 x 39mm
Weight-3.3kg unloaded 3.9 loaded
Barrel-415mm
Rate of Fire-600-650 rds/min
Operation-Gas
Length-943mm
Rifling-4 grooves rh, 1 turn in 196mm
Muzzle velocity-900m/s
Effective range-500m (50 short of M-16a2)

A Russian infanry team with AK-74's dispatched a terrorist squad with AK-47's at a long range.

The M-16A2 has more range and piercing power, but the AK-74 is more durable.

by alex June 24, 2003

Fee

Lazy bum that shows no ability of preparing a cheese toastie.

You're so Fee! Get off your Fee ass and make your own food!

by Alex December 17, 2004

love

when you cant do anything but think about someone and nothing else matters to you

my girlfriend just broke up with me 3 days ago and i havent eaten, havent slept that much, i did nothing of my regular routine. i did nothing but think about her

by alex January 15, 2004